I thought the media had pushed this “obesity epidemic” stuff as far as they could, but now they do an expose just 'cause the space station gained a few pounds. Sheesh.
space! the final waistband!
I heard that Sharper Image is going out of business, so I bought a bunch of stuff on sale and made my own space station.
Even in space, there’s times when you really need an ultrasonic nose hair trimmer!
That whole thing does seem to have “death ray” written all over it…
That part on the left is a
Sharper Image Weather-Resistant Grill Fork/Thermometer with Rapid-Read Tip
- Quick-read grill fork/thermometer works in three seconds!
- Temperature readings appear prominently on a backlit LCD screen in the handle.
- Grill to the exact degree of doneness — every time! BBQ grill fork quickly measures the internal temperature of chicken, beef, pork and fish
or edible alien life-form
with a copper tip tong that conducts heat fast.
- When the target “doneness” temperature is reached, you’ll hear a beep.
Will have to tweak that. Can’t hear beeps in space.
- Weather-resistant housing means it still works after getting rained on.
Resists radiation from solar flares, too.
I think we were wondering more about the steamer dish:
