[ This Message was edited by: DaleWisely on 2002-10-03 18:53 ]
Man, you must really hate your brother! 1500 e-mails clogging his mailbox on his birthday! And on goshawful clumsy AOL no less! At least you’re requesting the same punishment for yourself.
A few years ago one of the pet ways to easily mailbomb a netemy (net enemy) was to circulate one of those pathetic e-mail chain letters about some poor dieing kid who’s life’s ambition was to set the world’s record for the number of e-mails recieved in a week and listing, of course, your netemy’s address.
Is the above message really from Dale?
John
[ This Message was edited by: OutOfBreath on 2002-10-02 20:32 ]
Couldn’t get a gift eh, Dale? 
PR
I sent my birthday greeting with a (cc) to you Dale.
Why, of course I have to wish him a happy natal day–just look at his first name! Here’s what I’m sending him, cc to Dale:
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you;
Blame this email on your brother,
not the C&F crew!
Many happy returns!
Sent one and copied!
O.K. I sent him the message. Am I
eligiable for something now, Dale?
lolly
I’m on it, Dale.
Cheers.
Byll
He’s a crystal person, right?
I just sent a funny one, and then realized it might have been a big mistake…IF Scotty is gay. If he’s not, he should get a laugh out of it.
Message sent. I was intrigued by the topic. I thought it meant Dalene Eds Help. Anyhow, hope he has a great birthday.
I thought it said “Daleen ed shelp”.
Hippo Birdie to Scott!
Sent and copied:
Hi! You don’t know me. I’m a crazy whistler from the internet. Your parents probably warned you about people like me. At least, they would have if the internet had been invented on time. Hey’s it’s not my fault. I was just a kid in the 80’s.
Anyway, a little Wisely told me that it’s your birthday today, so I thought I’d send you some Chiff & Fipple birthday greetings. Here you go, and have a great day!
http://www.rit.edu/~eeg6662/cf/birthday.mp3
–Beth the Rambling Whistler
PS - in case you’re wondering, it’s a hybrid Hoover whitecap / feadog brass, in D of course.
[ This Message was edited by: avanutria on 2002-10-02 21:55 ]
Dale… you never posted the URL to the wild Asian teens like you said you would do, but I’ll do you one better.
I received some e-mails today and one was an invitation to a new private website called: Geisha Webcam Girls.. they were nice enough to provide a free password too!
So hey, rather than delete the message I decided to forward it you your Bro.
On 2002-10-02 21:55, avanutria wrote:
PS - in case you’re wondering, it’s a hybrid Hoover whitecap / feadog brass, in D of course.
Is it really? It sounds really low to me. I thought it was your new Copeland low D at first. It doesn’t sound like a high whistle. I can’t believe how good it sounds!!
Here’s what I sent:
NIGERIAN BIRTHDAY GREETINGS
Attn: Scott Wisley
It was out of my sincere desire that I wished to share with you the blessings God has showered upon me and my Family. Before I proceed I would like to humbly introduce myself to you.
I am Paddy O’Furnature, a student of St. Stephen’s Irish college in Ekwuluobia Local Government Area of Harare, Zimbabwe, the first Son of Late Dr. Mallory O’Furnature, the Founder of the Whistler Union in the Harare Zimbabwe, the former Director of the ZC&F. My Father Died from cancer on the 15th April 2002. Untill his death, he has helped many whistle organizations in my country and in some other African countries and has helped some whistleless babes. He has in the past learnt to invest his wealth in whistles rather than in banks. Being his first son, he has thought me the same way and ever since then I have not departed from serving whistlers because in whistles I find peace.
Before my Father died he called me as his first son and advised that I should carry out whatever instruction he his giving to me and that if I should follow his footsteps, serving whistlers and committing all I have to whistler’s relatives, that I shall live longer.
My Dear friend, with sincerity of purpose, my late Father before he died told me that he deposited the sum of USD2.5 MILLION into one whistle Company in Ireland and that his aim of depositing this money there was because he has a whistle friend there where he wanted to invest the money in his web site, buying more bandwidth and expanding the whistle knowledge as well as drawing more souls to whistles since Ireland is mostly dominated by Irish. He said by doing this the whistlers’s work there shall be promoted. He therefore instructed me that I should go to the whistle Company, release the money and invest it in any where I like, but it must be in the Chiff and Fipple Community. Ever since my Father died, some of my friends who are easily carried away by the things of the world have been advising me to make use of the money, invest it in some other businesses that can yield me unwanted interest, but as a HONEST Irishman, I keep telling them that I cannot do any thing contrary to what my father told me, and I must not do any thing that will not give honor to Dale Wisely.
Just two weeks ago precisely, I met a whistler and his name is Stephen O’Khamis from Scotland, we are in the same whistle School and he explained to me that he has a contact, he said he has visited your country in the past with his father. He gave me your contact that I should get in touch with you, discuss with you so that I may come over, we arange and get this money from the security company and invest in your brother’s organization. I want no returns from you, but all I need from you is to ensure that the money is well used to promote the good work of whistlers in your area. All this is to ensure that I carry my father’s instructions out. What I want to make clear to you Scott is to promise me that the money will not be privately used.
Scott, I want you to HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY by email to enable us proceed on this. I will arrange, come to Ireland and we get this money out of the security company and I will repay you. If not, unscrupulous whistlers will send you a bunch of birthday greetings by email.
Paddy O’Furnature
Done and done!
Carol
Sent and copied…
If you were my brother and embarassed me like that, no hiding place would have protected you ggg.
Here’s my contribution…
From Serpent Music,
we want to wish you the best on this day! Birthdays are fun, and if you have a whistle, you can make happy sounds!
Cheers,
Bill “Serpent” Whedon
Serpent Music