Kazoos. Kazoos are the ticket. But you better darn well know the tunes before you play them.
SNort! 
When I was in grade school, I was so awful–you’ll perhaps remember that four music teachers refused to teach me on four different instruments–that in music class when they passed out instruments, they always gave me the triangle. Without the little stick.
(Me): “But it’s supposed to have a stick.”
(Teacher): "Oh, no, dear! Not this kind! You just shake it . . . "
That poor man is probably musically impaired and can’t help himself!
Believe me, this would have been one of those times. There must have been getting on for a hundred pairs of spoons all playing differently. To our eternal credit we didn’t shut them up but just soldiered on regardless. I have to admit that it has fostered a sort of ‘band of brothers’ feeling amongst those of us that were there. Just ask Patrick (Wjndbag). 
one could always pick up a couple of nose flutes.
Hey Rasp. Long time no read.
I heard a jug-band awhile back that used a kazoo, washtub bass and a jug. It sounded kind of cool they way they did it.
tis amazing what one can get music out of.
I see one could have a lot of fun inflicting pain with the big clip or the probe, but what’s that trianguar thing for? 
rasp and fly:
Juggernaut Jug Band. They do a fantastic cover of “Stairway to Heaven” with nose flutes, slide whistles, etc…
Oh - and Noah did “Whiskey 'For Breakfast” on the nose flute for the school talent show when he was 9 years old.
Missy
hehe i have thought about pickin up a nose flute but i still have memories of drainin spit out of my french horn. i just have to think the flute would be a little harder to drain out.
A stirrup for when your’e playing Horsie. Ought to be one of a pair, though.
As if one wasn’t bad enough..
Every time I see that pic I can hear it,loudly in me head…
A hungry feelin’
Came o’er me stealin’
As the mice were squealin’…
No names, No questions.. 
Slan,
D.