Technological Breakthrough

Poststructural Pub
1

A British company is developing computer chips that store and play
music in women’s breast implants.
A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are
always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening
to them.

2

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

3

Nothing like a coffee nose rinse, first thing in the morning. :laughing:

4

Glad to learn of this development. I personally feel it is important to keep abreast of these things.

djm

5

Good luck to the first guy who tries to channel surf… :boggle:

6

Don’t you just turn the dial? :boggle:

djm

7

Which is tuning and which is volume control?

8

I don’t know, but you’d want to figure it out pretty quick before you get slapped up side the head.

djm

9

Lovely!
Am I going to be able to connect my MP3 player to the implants and choose music myself? Most girls I’ve hung out with have had lousy taste in music :angry:

10

:astonished: any sense of rhythm? :confused:

11

Cynth’s husband is laughing. (So is Cynth. :laughing: )

12

I don’t touch other peoples’ audio equipment without permission, like any good gentleman!

13

I prefer to take my chances. :smiley:

djm