[u]Top 243 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”[/u]
The top fifteen:
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
Your pants, you will not need them.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
Yes. The dialog could use some tweaking for sure.
A few from Ep 1:
But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the pants.
Pants can be a very powerful ally.
What? You think you’re some kind of pants, waving your hand around like that?
I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants.
My pants are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!
I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!
Our fate is in your pants.
Tyler
January 8, 2007, 5:21pm
4
I’d start with the title:
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Pants
I just learned the terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Pants Lord.
He knows the ways of the Pants.
There is no sign of his pants, sir.
Tell Captain Kagi to prepare my pants for immediate takeoff.
We are receiving a message from the Chancellor’s pants, sir.
I’m not going to die in pants, Anakin. I promise you.
I sense a plot to destroy the pants.
Use my pants, I beg you.
I should have known the pants were plotting to take over!
I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green pants.
Good relations with the pants, I have.
(etc., etc., ad infinitum)
When I first saw this (10 years ago…) I thought it was only vaguely
djm
January 8, 2007, 7:01pm
7
Brilliant! If for nothing else, I would like to be remembered for some sort of insanity such as this.
djm
Tyler
January 8, 2007, 7:02pm
8
You’re already remembered for much more insanity than this, bud!!
It does put a whole new twist on things doesn’t it?
djm
January 9, 2007, 6:25am
10
Um …
djm
Tyler
January 9, 2007, 2:47pm
13
Now that we know your “weakness,” Joseph, we’re on our way in your general direction with a bucket of warm water…
OK, here are some new lines from Twister :
“Hey, look, flying pants!”
“This drunk held out his pants, and the twister took it.”
“Where did my pants go?”
“She didn’t marry you just for your pants.”
And the most fitting (in the British sense) of them all:
“Oh, Lord, the whole town is pants!”
djm
January 9, 2007, 7:19pm
17
Someone on another board tells me that this goes way back many years to George Carlin for originating this silliness. He had a bunch of references to Carlin’s rewording to Clint Eastwood’s Dirty Harry movies. It works!
djm
You know, when I first saw this thread, I thought it had to do with the lines at the Southwest Airlines check-in counters. “What word could you replace with ‘pants’ to improve that?” I thought. Must be post-holiday-travel-induced misidentification…
You know, when I first saw this thread, I thought it had to do with the lines at the Southwest Airlines check-in counters. “What word could you replace with ‘pants’ to improve that?” I thought. Must be post-holiday-travel-induced misidentification…
(I originally tried to spell out “Star Wars” in the subject line, but the stupid forum software decided the line was too long and truncated the word “Pants”.
I’ll take this in a good way … I think …
So, I changed “Star Wars” to “SW”. Sorry for any confusion.)