IN WHICH
…Chris declares the Great War
…Murphy calls Chris a “Freakin’ recorder”
…Susan joins Chris’ side
…Walden shows first signs of hostility toward Susan
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=15%22%3EPage) Two
IN WHICH
…Chris makes Murphy a new homepage
…Walden shows more hostility toward Susan
…we learn of Murphy’s interest in the Olsen Twins
…Goesto11 requests a webpage from Chris
…Walden shows his leanings toward Murphy’s side
…Sunnywindo slaps everyone with a large guppy
…Energy joins Stout’s side
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=30%22%3EPage) Three
IN WHICH
…Murphy posts a clip</a](http://www.geocities.com/aaronwalden/ChrisL.html">clip</a)> of Chris playing the Titanic theme
…Moonlight posts at 4 in the morning, which implies heavy chat room traffic in the wee hours of the morning
…Jens_Hoppe congratulates Chris for his atemporal sections and use of Tibetan temple drums
…Martin announces that Susan rocks, and begins to look for his handbag
…Zoob brings popcorn and announces his neutrality: “I’m a frickin hypocrit jerk pie-eye”
…Tyghress joins Stouts side, or at least shouts his name several times in capitals
…ScottStewart posts a McHaffie clip, but it never arrives
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=45%22%3EPage) Four
IN WHICH
…for no discernible reason, madguy announces “So slap me and call me Janice!!!”
…Snoogie joins Stout’s forces
…livethequestion joins Chris’ side, swearing on a kangaroo bodhrán
…Susan announces a resemblance to Princesses Anne and Leia
…Martin continues to look for his handbag
…Wombat joins Stout’s side and suggests a slogan: “What do we want: gradual change. When do we want it: in due course.”
…Martin announces a counterslogan (and seems to have joined Chris’ “Seals”) : “What do we want: Rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty. When do we want it: As soon as is convenient.”
…Susan delivers an ominous threat to Walden
…Claudine joins Stout’s side
…Aodhan joins Chris’ side
…Chris suggests some things to be fighting over, now that the armies are massed
…PhilO reminisces about West Side Story
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=60%22%3EPage) Five
IN WHICH
…Susan sends a memo to Chris
…Goesto11 posts a rather long discourse on the options set out by Chris on the previous page
…Blackhawk joins the Stout Side: “I can’t let him die while he still owes me money!”
…Tyghress points out a grevious Star Trek vs. Star Wars error
…Alan posts a premature report of a peace treaty
…The words “Cutie Pie” is mentioned for the first time
…Chris brandishes his Iron Fist
…Aodhan discourses on Chris’ “topics to fight about”
…Steven asks to remain neutral until the winner is obvious
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=75%22%3EPage) Six
IN WHICH
…Zubivka posts an urgent call to bring rumblers to their senses
…livethequestion refutes Zoob’s claims
…Avanutria corrects Alan’s news report
…TheTroutNinja, a pseudonym on Stout’s side “For Stout and for Trout!” mocks Chris
…Alan calls Moonlight a cutie pie
…We learn that Chris’s father started this whole thing with Stout back in ‘91, and that it’s about (almond) oil
…TelegramSam sits on the sidelines and periodically flings popcorn at both teams
…Chris’ Mom joins the board and confirms the rumors. Also thanks people for their kind words on her singing
…Chris announces: “You win. I give up. My spirit is broken. My manhood emasculated. My reputation destroyed forever.”
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=90%22%3EPage) Seven
IN WHICH
…Stout makes a speech accepting his opponent’s defeat
…various peons and lackeys complain at the sudden lack of a war
…Chris announces that he’s really not gone after all and has amassed an army of Recorder-Bot war machines
…Walden praises the new](http://www.chiffandfipple.com/pigdudewhistln.JPG%22%3Enew) uniforms of Chris’ army
…Bagfed joins Chris’ side
…Chris makes Bagfed a homepage
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=105&141%22%3EPage) Eight
IN WHICH
…Bagfed protests the resemblence of his webpage to “that commie pinko’s”
…Chris makes a new](http://windwizard.net/publicfolder/bagfed.htm%22%3Enew) webpage
…Cees takes the side of Chris
…Wombat claims he was a wombattered child
…Snuh joins Chris on the basis of a coin toss
…Walden posts a picture of Princess Leia-fx
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=120%22%3EPage) Nine
IN WHICH
…goesto11, aderyn, and spittin all post recipes for meatloaf
…We learn Stout’s battlecry: “Don’t let your meatloaf”
…Spitten joins Chris’ side
…the meatloaf makes Aodhan’s loyalties waver
…Martin finds his handbag!
…aderyn announces her neutrality
…aderyn announces she is having meatloaf for dinner
…Susan announces “Oh. My. Heck.” for drama and suggests everyone joins forces against Walden (she has seen the Leia-fx picture)
…Zubivka posts a travel commercial for Mesquer
Page](http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?topic=9110&forum=1&start=135%22%3EPage) Ten - currently the last page
IN WHICH
…livethequestion wonders if his meatloaf bodhrán is getting ‘dissed’
…we learn who has strong feelings for or against meatloaf
…Chris and Stout announce that cutbacks are resulting in everyone getting fired and severance packages of $250 million…for Chris and Stout
…Walden disputes the joint announcement
…Chris admits there was never a “MurphyStout” and that he is keeping the $500 million
…Chris provides some maniacal laughter
Jef