I thought the same thing.
Looks like my youngest’s hair, only shorter. Kid wouldn’t know a comb if it reached up and…it’ll all be gone in a few years anyway.
Good lord, you can sign a kid up for the Army that early?
Nah, it’s just premature hair loss due to the drinking water in the Triangle area of NC. It’s all the rage in the peer journals lately.
Oh, snap. I resemble that.