WhoA!!!
I saw this descant blonde hanging outa the custom sun roof of a pre-BM-VW in times Square last week!!!
Adolf would be Soooo Proud!!
I want one of those nice blonde babes!! .. So squeeky .. soo .. vulnerable.
I think I’m in lurve!
But I think I’ll stick with my limo 
Hmm needs some more poetry .. a logo of my lerve!
A new word!!
Descante’
Hmm … pronounced “dez-carn-tay” .. I can use it at the next partay!! And get it into wiki dic right now!
e.g. “ooh babe - you are soo descante’!!! Wanna trade yer veedub fer a Lincoln stretch!!??”
(one absolutely MUST practice one’s lines!)
Hey, Stick, do you reckon your boss could make me one just like that? I mean, the squeaks, the strange key this white wonder is in, it’s a must have!
How many times has somebody here posted that link? 5 maybe? Try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTGKQ_BT_0Y
…she actually means it.
OK, so I know it’s meant to be funny, the guy probably can play and I’m completely missing the point by moaning at his mock-bad recorder when it’s all a clever (?) skit on the usual nauseatingly faux-emotional ‘Titanic effect’, but I still don’t like it and lasted little more than a minute before hitting the ‘back’ button to tell you so…
[Dangers of Mock-Phonetics, Part 2] Which, to a Scots speaker, implies something like ‘dezcahrruntay’ (note the rolled ‘r’)! But (talking about ‘the real thing’ for a moment), who’s noticed (and it would be difficult not to!) that Celine Dion actually sings ‘that_ch the heart does go on’ in the first two choruses?
What a scream!
It’s more “that_tsss” The old singer trick (used by old singers!) of modifying plosive voiceless stop consonants with fricatives or affricates (usually “s”) to avoid breath-popping the microphone. Or extending liquid/nasal consonants to define them (“Billy Jean_sss, that’s my girl”). Yep, sounds weird.
Céline also sings: “… my heart will go on_d and on”. 
Fine, so long as you know your babe is some guy named Matt Mulholland.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. 
Oh. Silly me. You meant the recorder. Never mind. 
At last, someone who plays “My Heart Will Go On” worse than I do.
LOL!!!
No matter how hard you try → Youze can’t have her .. she’z MINE I tell ya!
He keeps them to himseff .. the b .. lichen .. he actually has a nice blonde there … but she’s in the kindling box!
and for some reason, people keep bringing in these swweet little gals in al kindz of keys .. and they all go out a bit sweeter.
Go figure.
As for me .. Well .. I like the general midi backing . but the girl is .. welll … descante’ to the maxe’ (spell checkers can find the translation of this in the bottom left hand drawer of the official typo file in the authorized Vogon central repository (just hold out yer thumb).
Oh thank you so much for posting that. I haven’t laughed that hard in years! Stomach hurting, tears rolling down…that was…wonderful 
Celeste