Received this in an email today:
http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/
Just thought I’d pass it on for those of you feeling left out by all the usual expressions of this joyous season.
I wasn’t able to get that link to work - but I went to the main page and then clicked on the CD, and it went here: http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/index.html
Don’t have time to listen to them though - we can’t open the presents until after my mother-in-law is here and after we eat lunch (husband’s orders.) So I have to go in and take care of the food.
I already let our daughter open a present from her friends and one from us - I don’t like this business of waiting until 2 or 3 in the afternoon to see what you have, and then having to be so super careful about not tearing the paper so it can be reused. I’m ripping this year and I don’t care WHAT my MIL says - it’s my house too!
He’s making a list
and checking it twice…
Isn’t that Admiral Akhbar?
Any relation to Davy Jones…?
Not Akhbar, not Davy Jones…
I must be thinking of Zoidberg.
Awesome!
Thanks for that link. I love anything to do with Cthulhu.
I’m sure Cthulhu would rip and tear, and would approve of you following his example, too.
I don’t know much about the Cthulhu mythos, but I may be much older than the old ones. My step mom took us all to a councilor who uses an unusual technique to get rid of all the negativity you pick up in past lives. I am a skeptic, but I went along with it, anyway. She regresses you back in time to points before you had picked up the different spiritual neuroses she has categorized. I regressed back before the existence of this cosmos to a time in a previous cosmos before there was significant oxygen in the atmosphere of that cosmos’s Earth (I was cyanobacteria (blue-green algae)). Evil entities seem to avoid me, I take it even they respect their elders.
Did my tongue in cheek (the actual regressions did take place, but like I said, I’m a skeptic) mention of the regressions end the conversation?
I still have my WWCD bracelet. It’s about twenty years old now and what was once a black bracelet is now kinda orange-ish and splotchy… but, it hasn’t fallen off yet… and nor has my hand for that matter… fascinating…
Lord Cthulhu be praised, He has preserved your hand!!! 
SSsshhhhhhhhh!!! Let’s not tempt him. 
I keep telling you people, I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
And, now, for you crafty sort:
He’s just marinating it for later.