Smelly Pipes!!!

This is rather embarassing :blush: but a friend of mine lent me his pipes to play the other night and notwithstanding the fact that these pipes are probably the best sounding ever I heard, the stench was near unbearable. :boggle: ..apparently he plays alot and has doused the bag with an odor that would welcome a bodhran player. :really: i dont want to hurt his feelings so I am publicly posting this in an effort to gain insight on approaching the subject in a sensitve way when we meet next. :poke:
Please refrain from joking from the bellows and keep in mind what Confusiuos Say:
ā€œHe who fahhht in Church ..sit in his own pew!ā€ :smiley:

well…i would start with a combination of febreeze and lysol spray…i would just tell him that it needed it and suggest he hit it with febreeze once a month or so (maybe he’ll put 2 and 2 together and take the hint himself…)

Considering the bag is skin and he’s blessed it with armpit odour, perhaps you should consider spraying/rolling it with an antipersperant.

Or get a new bag.

Smelly Pipes? Say, wasn’t that a song from one of the characters on the American comedy ā€œFriendsā€? :smiley:

I bet the smell is derived from bag seasoning. In that case… buy him a new L&M bag for Christmas and advise him to stop using GHB methods on uilleann pipe bags :wink:

PD.

Smelly Pipes…Oh Smelly Pipes…yah thats the ticket…I’d buy him a new bag but he’ll just stink it up again! :boggle: I heard of bag bellow farts but this odor comes without noise?? :confused: I can handle bellow farts this is a form of pipers’ dispair that permeates the air .
Its a good thing the man can play the pipes yet again with every world class piper there has to be an inherent flaw somewhere along the line!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Perhaps one of those cleaning agents for suede/leather garments? Or try a dry-cleaner who does leather. Imagine trying to explain what the hell that is to the little oriental fellow at the dry-cleaners! :laughing:

djm