This is rather embarassing
but a friend of mine lent me his pipes to play the other night and notwithstanding the fact that these pipes are probably the best sounding ever I heard, the stench was near unbearable.
..apparently he plays alot and has doused the bag with an odor that would welcome a bodhran player.
i dont want to hurt his feelings so I am publicly posting this in an effort to gain insight on approaching the subject in a sensitve way when we meet next. ![]()
Please refrain from joking from the bellows and keep in mind what Confusiuos Say:
āHe who fahhht in Church ..sit in his own pew!ā ![]()
wellā¦i would start with a combination of febreeze and lysol sprayā¦i would just tell him that it needed it and suggest he hit it with febreeze once a month or so (maybe heāll put 2 and 2 together and take the hint himselfā¦)
Considering the bag is skin and heās blessed it with armpit odour, perhaps you should consider spraying/rolling it with an antipersperant.
Or get a new bag.
Smelly Pipes? Say, wasnāt that a song from one of the characters on the American comedy āFriendsā? ![]()
I bet the smell is derived from bag seasoning. In that case⦠buy him a new L&M bag for Christmas and advise him to stop using GHB methods on uilleann pipe bags ![]()
PD.
Smelly Pipesā¦Oh Smelly Pipesā¦yah thats the ticketā¦Iād buy him a new bag but heāll just stink it up again!
I heard of bag bellow farts but this odor comes without noise??
I can handle bellow farts this is a form of pipersā dispair that permeates the air .
Its a good thing the man can play the pipes yet again with every world class piper there has to be an inherent flaw somewhere along the line!! ![]()
Perhaps one of those cleaning agents for suede/leather garments? Or try a dry-cleaner who does leather. Imagine trying to explain what the hell that is to the little oriental fellow at the dry-cleaners! ![]()
djm