Serpent Music Announces...

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Serpent Music follows the rules. This announcement as been submitted to and approved by Dale.


:astonished: You knew it had to happen - Serpent can’t just stop holding specials, so here it is -

The Great Serpent Music Pre-December Special! :boggle:

Buy any brass Serpent whistle (Viper, Anaconda, Python) between now and December 1, and get a FREE Brassy Polly non-tunable in D! Your choice of spectrum colours - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Black, or Natural (no paint - leave it off-white, or DIY with lacquer or acrylics!) This is a $15USD value, and there is no extra charge for shipping.

This is a very limited-time offer, so act now to get your FREE Brassy Polly, along with that pretty brass low-D or whatever you’ve been wanting.

Serpent

P.S. If you tell me that you want, that you really, really want it, I’ll declare both the ultimately rad TIE-DYE, and plain old orange spectrum colours too. :smiley:

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Oh no! Not YOU again! :slight_smile:

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walks in, pokes brewerpaul in the ribs, walks back out

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Gee, Paul, if you’d get on my newsletter list, you’d already have known about this days ago! I don’t announce everything on C&F any more. Things like a few spiffy refurbs at half price, only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Things like that.
:astonished:
serp

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Okay. Just who the heck is the person in your avatar? I know it ain’t you. You’re much prettier. So quit showing us guys!
Sheesh! :astonished:
serp

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Serious question, Serpent…

Are you gay?

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Serious question, Whitmores75087…

Is it anyone’s business but my own?

:smiley:
serpent

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On a board known for it’s occasional odd and bizarre posts…

…sheesh…

Is there some kind of award for Most Odd Post of All Time ™?

–James

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Hiya, Jim. I think it must be a “language barrier” thing.
:smiley:
serp

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I dunno, Serp. Maybe I just don’t want dirty old men staring at my mug, hmmm? :wink:

ps. And for what it’s worth, I’m not gay. I like men. (Of the non dirty old kind) So there. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Her avatar is, I think, “Lex Luthor” (played by Michael Rosenbaum) in the WB series “Smallville.” My husband and I are big fans of the show. Great avatar, Sam! :slight_smile:

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Dude, i thought Sam was a dude! :slight_smile:

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Nope, she’s a girl, and a cute one at that. (I’ve seen a picture.)

–James

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AAAHHH GEE Serp. couldn’t you have included a
:sniffle: copper Village Smithy in that special? :slight_smile:

Raven

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Copper is a component of brass. Email me what colour you want.

(somehow, I don’t think it’ll pass the jurying, though…) :smiley:

Cheers,
Serp

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Wow Serp. Your’e the BEST!
Thanks!!! :smiley:
Raven

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Well geesh…now I want to see a picture. :smiley:

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well too bad, ain’t gonna happen, chump.

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Chump? “A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.”

Wanting to see a cute girl does not make one a chump. Possibly a
Cad “A man whose behavior is unprincipled or dishonorable.”, but not a chump.

:roll:

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Hrm, ignoring someone and then all of a sudden popping out of nowhere and publicly asking to see their(a complete stranger’s) picture just because you just discovered that said person is female and “cute” by another’s opinion is pretty foolish and stupid to me.

So you’re still a chump.