Wouldn’t make a bad t-shirt. I’d probably get sued.
I’ll take one Dale. Make it 2. XL and a Small. 
PSST!!
hi folks,don’t tell anyone that you heard it from me first,but-I reckon Fippleman’s alter -ego is non other that billionaire whistle-magnate Dale Wisely!-It’s true I tell you-try looking at any photo’s of him where he’s not wearing his glasses!
Now I have a mental picture of Dale in a gray leotard, thank you very much.
I can send you an ACTUAL photo of me in a leotard if you want.
Dale (aka “Emily”)
Check, please!!!
Good photo-caught with some heavy company!
Thing is though-you can’t make out the ‘shield’ emblem emblazoned on Dale’s leotard-I heard rumours that Barnes and Mullins were considering legal action for copyright infringement of the ‘Generation’ whistle logo! 
Right. Adam West WAS a bit portly, wasn’t he?
Dale
Well,serves him right-instead of sliding down the ‘Batpole’,he should have used the stairs!
(incidentally,not a lot of people know that the ‘Batpole’ was really a gigantic sub-bass whistle-the holes were always out of camera shot)
Always reluctant to speak about himself, Batman wasn’t available for comment, but weird billionaire Bruce Wayne offered this explanation:
Hmm… I don’t really see it.
You’ve obviously seen it Walden!
Adam West. Yeah… I knew there were a few more names for my “all-time Ham” list. Thus far, I had Shatner and Alan Hale Jr. Adam West belongs on there.
Hey, Weekenders, did you ever see The Stableboy’s Christmas? Yesterday, on Christmas morning, the Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod ran some Gospel films on Channel 8, and this was one of them. A typical low-budget 1970’s church-sponsored film about the birth of Christ, with one difference, it featured William Schallert as an over-the-top innkeeper, and Dave Madden as the Roman centurion.
Tom Arnold? Or is he of too recent vintage?
hehehe – It would be easy to download the picture, then print it out on one of those iron-on transfer papers you can get at craft stores. Think I’ll make one of my own. 
– Dan M.