My rash finally cleared up … 
djm
Cool! Actually I am thinking of keeping mine around, it is a very interesting study in how living groin tissue can die and sluff off in just days!!
Okay, maybe that is going too far…
Wow. Well, All I can say is that if your experiencing ANY type of rot, you’re probably gripping the chanter a little bit too tightly. You may also want to change your fingering. That usually works. Apart from that - a healthy swab of llama spit balm will work wonders!
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while…
WARNING any chaffing caused by excessive laughter whilst wearing an SLPC thong shall not be the resonsibility of the Salt Lake Piping Club, it’s owners, affiliates, participants, sponsors, llamas, or any form of our undergarment. Any dairy based nostril ejections shall likewise also not be blamed on said undergarments. Unless you’ve just been given a major wedgie by the session leader - in which case we’re still not gonna do anything about it. Have a nice day. 
Oh hey, this is weird, ummm, the rot is actually moving and turning bright flourescent colors. Brian, uh, how much for the Llama spit? I’m a thinking I should probably buy a bottle just in case…oh…hey…THAT TICKLES…STOP IT!!!..
Now, Joseph, you knew about the brown acid. :roll:
djm
…uh…yeah…I did. Gotta go…