i wonder what kind of trip it would be if we could rent dale… 
You did notice that terms and conditions need apply, didn’t you?
Before you turn me back in, vacuum me out and fill me with gas.
The fine print says you’r already full of gas.
Dale, I tried to rent you out via Hertz a year ago and no one took me up on it.
How the fates conspire against me. Hmph.
The Dale Wisely theme song: Just a Giggolo (probably requires an Eb whistle) 
Mebbe he doesn’t rent himself out to men?
Hey, it was an equal opportunity opportunity. There were no lady takers, either. I just don’t have the knack for business.
hot air. yeah.
That’s illegal except in Nevada and Amsterdam…
what, the sucking part?
all i am willing to provide is the gas
Poot on you guys.
And, incidentally, is there a funnier word that “poot”?
Naw, don’t rent him. He’ll go around and put locks on all yer doors.
That’s hilarious.
Nor a more charming one, when spoken by a Southern female as two syllables.
I’m having trouble following this thread. It sounds like y’all are each talking about something differnt.
All I got was the poot part.
Some of my relatives… the kind of folks who would never utter an expletive… would say “poot” with all gusto, in the exact place one might be inclined to utter an expletive. Lawsy me… what to think of such people!
Visited the Pipes forum lately? It got something bigger than being bifurcated.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poot
To Poot
Pooter
Pootacious