Post your sports here that are criminally missing from Olympic competition.
I’ll start.
Olympic Ventriloquism
Olympic Laundry (with Bleaching)
Olympic Churning
Freestyle Orthography.
Buttflicking.
That’s as in cigarettes, you naughty monkeys.
Lawn mower races
Bog diving
Bass Fishing
Olympic Jaywalking.
Rope climbing.
Antimacassar crocheting, both team and individual.
Hungry cats obstacle course.
(You must travel 50 yards through a large kitchen full of cats who think you have their breakfast.)
Good show! I didn’t know you were also initiated into the ranks of those who know what an antimacassar is (or should we say, was). I am impressed and gratified.
Whack-a-mole. All whackers, (yes, even the Chinese) must be certified over 35 and have measurable pot bellies. And no, we don’t trust your passports.
Because why…you use Macassar?
ps…that’s “is,” not “was,” in Tazewell County, Virginia where my Pa grew up.
Beach Synchronized Heckling.
No arms no legs crokinole
djm
I only know what an antimaccasar is because Alan keeps sending them to me as Christmas gifts. (Actually, you can “good show” me too–I DO know what they are!)
Susan
Good show! But you knew that already.
And I am sorry about the stains on your sofa.
and next door in Russell County…
The wet towel snap. Maybe even the Australian rules wet towel snap, for the real men among us.
Full body defenestration, points awarded for both throwing and landing.
I’m sure many are as disappointed as I was to learn the triathalon
cornshucking/woodwhittle/pigslop was rejected again this year…