My brother teaches high school art and sent me this list of contests his students came up with for a “Hillbilly Olympics”. Unfortunately I only have the list of events. These were the captions that went under the pictures they drew of their “games”. Whoever came up with the six pack symbol - should get an A for the class.
I haven’t decided my favorite yet- I’m torn between the girlfriend jump and riding the recliner on wheels.
Redneck Hillbilly Winter Olympic Games
Symbol is 6 pack plastic rings
1.Ride the shovel down a steep hill
2.Snowball fight
3.Moonshine chuggin’ contest
4.Pickled egg eatin’ contest (how many can you eat?)
5.Catch snow is a tin can contest (how many flakes can you catch?)
6.Drunk wrestlin’ after dark
7.The electric fish toss
8.Plaid T-Shirt –A Thon
9.Toss a squirrel contest
10.Whack a possum with a stick
11.Snow eatin’ contest
12.Country Music throwdown
13.Lawnmower pull
14.Pitch Fork Throw
15.Spitin’ Contest
16.Tire Fight (opponents throw old tires at each other and try to knock the other guy down)
17.Washer Slide (see who can slide an old washer down a hill the furthest)
18.Frozen Cow Patty Disc Throw
19.Cow Tippin’ Contest
20.Squirrel Chasin’ Contest
21.Banjo Tossin’ Contest
22.Biggest Explosion Contest
23.Cock Fightin’
24.Most Missin’ Teeth Contest
25.Drunk Banjo Pickin’ Contest
26.Hittin’ Rocks Contest (person rides wagon down hill into a pile of big rocks)
27.Rock Throwin’ Contest
28.Ride On a Goat Contest
29.The False Teeth Throw Contest
30.Inner Tube Race down a big hill contest
31.Chicken Egg Bowlin’ Contest
32.Man vs Tractor Pull on Ice Contest
33.Rope the Polar Bear Contest (you’re the winner if you survive)
34.Car hood Sleddin’
35.Lawnmower Sleddin’
36.Ice Fishin’ for Badgers
37.Penguin Sledding (ride on a penguin’s back as they slide down a hill)
38.Rockin’ Chair Race
39.Whack a Beaver hangin’ from a tree
40.Squirrel Hockey
41.Penguin Ropin’
42.Spittin’ in the Snow Contest
43.Moped Back-flip Contest
44.Keg Barrel Rollin’ Contest
45.Catch the Beaver and skin it Contest
46.Cut a tree down and make fire Contest
47.Beer Keg Toss Contest
48.Shoot Fish in a Pond Contest
49.Door sleighin’ (take the front door off your house and ride it down the snowy hill)
50.Snowman Huntin’
51.Hot Cocoa Chuggin’ Competition
52.Girlfriend Jumpin’ (contest skis down mountain and jumps over girlfriend standing at the bottom of the hill)
53.Ride a Walrus Contest
54.Bobbin’ for really Big Gold Belt Buckles
55.Redneck Debate Team (topic: Ford or Chevy?)
56.Cow Fights
57.Teeth Grindin’ Contest
58.Slushie drinkin’ contest: (first to die wins)
59.Cat Toss Contest
60.Bull Ridin’ on Ice Contest
61.Icy Tree Climbin’ Contest
62.Nascar on Ice
63.Campin’ Out for Gretchen Wilson Concert in the Winter Time Contest
64.Find the Pig in the Snowdrift Contest
65.Hide the Still before the Law Comes Contest
66.Hide in the Snow Contest
67.Road Kill Hockey
68.Recliner on Wheels Downhill Race
