Red, Green, Show....Howsabouthat Duct Tape

Poststructural Pub
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Duct tape, duct tape, oh where is my duct tape.

My pavillon is leaking, my old shield is cracked.

My poor heart is broken, I’ll fix it with duct tape.

Fix it with duct tape until you come back.


Ribbons and safety pins and bias tape;

I’ve tried every single color, each variety and every shape.

But only duct tape can bind you to me,

Oh where is my duct tape, Oh where can it be.


Duct tape is better than glue,

It fixes stuff just like new.

Be prepared throughout your life,

Keep a roll beneath your pillow at night.

Duct Tape by elfdaughter

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All hail Duct Tape (Red Green Show fan :smiley: )…

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I am a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.?.?.

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"If the women don’t find you handsome…

…at least let them find you handy."

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I’m pullin’ for you, we’re all in this together.

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Keep your stick on the ice! :smiley:

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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

(When all else fails, play dead.)

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Edgar Montrose: I saw that one. You know, the native guy was okay, he should have got the Oscar. But the rest of it… was a yawn. Now what they needed there was for one of those buffalo to get backed up with methane, catch his hoof on a piece of flint, go off like a big furry grenade! KA-BOOM!.. Talk about your burgers to go.

You know the Pyro