Really, Really OT: Silly Quiz

I always think of Kim (in Tulsa) when I stumble across internet quizzes :smiley:, but I thought others might be in silly Friday moods too… Have fun!

No big surprise that I once again had something to do with air. :stuck_out_tongue:

~A

A YELLOW Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Yellow Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all. Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all (after Gold, Platinum and Chromatic dragons). They spend the vast majority of their time soaring high above the ground, often for no particular reason. They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. All of the Elemental dragons are technically aligned "Chaotic Evil" but a Yellow is about as close as they come to being Neutral. So if you catch me being sweet, it's perfectly normal. But it might be a feint.

I like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. My favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air current. When it’s needed, my breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How’s that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!

Inner dragon?

I remember when I was in kindergarten they used to show us filmstrips about the Lollipop Dragon.

Is that kind of the same thing?

Seems to me like the dragon lived in or near the town of Tumtum.

I’m a White dragon Not a white man with drag on :smiley:

MarkB

Silver dragon here.

Shady head games…coworkers would probably agree. Maybe that’s why I like doing technical support work, either that or I’m insane :boggle:

(edited to remove description. See Cranberry’s post below)

Mark V.

As the Mist that shrouds both Good and Evil, your Dragon color is…

SILVER

Your Inner Dragon is to dragons what the Ranger is to humans. Silvers are one of three types of metallic dragon, the others being Gold and Copper. Like all metallics, Silvers rigidly adhere to an internal code of conduct. Unlike the other two metallics, however, this code is not universal. Each Silver must develop their code individually, a fact which explains their unique dispositions and actions. Silvers are often considered outcasts or shadows dwelling on the periphery of dragon culture (much like human Rangers), but they can always be counted upon to speak the truth and help their allies. Because no one but a Silver knows what they’ll do next, their alignment is “Chaotic Neutral.”

Being a Silver isn’t all shady head-games, though. You possess considerable intelligence and self-confidence (whether they manifest themselves or not), and given the opportunity could make a great leader. Magic isn’t really your bag, but you’re awfully good at slipping in and out of a situation or conflict undetected. Which, by the way, may be due to your slightly-below-average size more than anything else. Your favorable attributes are dependability, durability, problem-solving, mist, fog, silver, and pewter. Like your human counterpart - the Ranger - you’re a superb weapons user and have an especially good command of your icy breath weapon. Just keep in mind that even your friends may find your ethics hard to accept from time to time.

I’m a green dragon!

Really in touch with nature. . . cool!

As the Fires that burn in the hearts of Men, your Dragon color is…
RED
Your Inner Dragon is the classic example of dragon evil. Remember Smaug? Yep, Red Dragon. Oh, my friend you’re in good company. Red dragons are the most vile and crafty of all the dragons. They are also the most dangerous of all dragons. As such they are the Fire Elemental dragons. Reds have a nasty tendency towards luring you in with quiet words and soft emotions, then wrapping their scaly tails around you and biting off your puny little human head. Fun, no?

But of course, Reds aren’t all about killing and treasure hoarding. You like to invent creative traps, spend long hours relaxing in the mouths of volcanoes, fly over the vast forests of the planet looking for men on horseback …er… sheep (yeah…), and pick fights. Your favorable attributes are Noon, Summer, the sword, helpful fire, blood, courage, passion, will power, and leadership. If dragons went to war, they’d rally behind you in a snap. Well, you or a Copper Dragon. But those guys are wusses anyway, and you could beat one up to take command. In fact, you probably would considering your breath weapon is good old fashioned Fire, and plenty of it. Just remember that some sheep carry swords and you’ll do fine.

:devil:

Mine is white.

“If there ever was an apparition of balance, power and reclusive intelligence, your Inner Dragon is it.”

Yeah, right. :laughing:

I am a Black Dragon on the inside. If there ever was an aparition of Evil, my Inner Dragon is it. Blackies are a fairly common dragon and are considered one of two harmonious dragons. My antithesis is the White Dragon. Together, we embody the Yin and Yang concept of eastern religions.

But I couldn’t care less about that garbage. I like to chomp things, cause trouble, and seek unjustified revenge. My favorable attributes are the Moon, the stars, dreams, psychic guidance, seeking truth, and helpful dark magic. Everybody’s still got to watch out for me though, because deep down I like to smite at random and have a nasty breath weapon combination of Fire and Acid. evil grin Fun, no?




Gee, I guess I’m kind of one-dimensional, eh?

John

Hey!
I’m a green dragon!

I like this!

Hello to a fellow green dragon!

Hehe :laughing:

Hey Sara - how y’all doin’?

We crunchie granola dragons gotta stick together!

Piffle. I entered attributes for tan, and got white.

TAN. :stuck_out_tongue:

N

I’m doing just fine!

And you?

Odd that I should be a green dragon, in touch with nature, seeing as I have just recently decided to try and become a vegetarian!

Walks off crunching a gronola bar

Hey Cranberry, I came out as “Silver” too.

Wasn’t the last question awful, though? A whole list of types of music, and NOWHERE did it say “Irish Tradiitonal” or “American old-timey” or anything else that I actually listen to! What WERE these people thinking when they wrote that quiz? :laughing:

Sarah

Well Sara and Crystal, I’m another green. I think it fits me more or less.

As the vast Forests that protect our Planet, your Dragon color is…

GREEN

Your Inner Dragon is the embodiment of Nature and the Earth. Greens spend almost all of their time below the canopy or just above the treetops in tropical rain forests. Not a bad life considering every other creature in the forest looks up to you, figuratively and literally. You speak the language of every animal and plant in your domain and know most of them by first name. If people mess with your forests, you’re more than happy to wail on their puny butts. Because of your protector/caretaker role, you are the Earth Elemental dragon.

Naturally your whole life pretty much revolves around the other couple million species you keep an eye on, but that’s not your whole dragon. You also like to like to impose your steadfast will on others, commune with Nature, and lobby governments for alternative fuels and conservation. Your favorable attributes are Midnight, Winter, gemstones, mountains, caves, soil, respect, endurance, responsibility, prosperity, and purpose in life. Folks shouldn’t get the idea you’re a hippy pushover though, because your breath weapon is a nasty Fire/Acid combination. Maybe you should invest in a hemp shirt reading “Don’t knock my smock, or I’ll clean your clock.” wink

GREEN, children.

Don’t mess with my trees, don’t mess with my critters, and don’t mess with me and we’ll get along just fine.

Heheh. Copper. I think I like this quiz…

Your Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It’s just that simple. Coppers show up when someone’s about to die. Usually they just go ahead and take out his best friends too, just so he won’t be lonely in the afterlife.

You also like to stomp your enemies, incite human rebellions, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening your battle aura. And just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on you, you’ve got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it’s the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.

Inner Dragon: Gold
Outer Dragon: Leopard Spotted :boggle:

Copper, but I don’t see how it suits me, other than that part about fire and cooking cows in 0.75 seconds. :slight_smile: (Fire is ever so lovely.)