I’ve just started doing a research project (seriously) on products that are supposed to allow people to pass urine drug tests. Let me just say that the range of products sold is a tribute to those people so committed to marijuana that they will go to these lengths to try to pass the tests and keep their jobs or whatever.
And, if you want the very best, this probably is it:
http://www.urinetheclear.com/order/
Read it and prepare to be in awe.
Dale
I haven’t had a real beer in eight and a half months, let alone any un-food substance other than Tylenol, vitamins and antacid. Give me a test!!! My colors will fly! 
Where I work, they go straight for the blood, so they can keep their $99.95, as if I wanted it anyway.
What’s horrifying to me, from what I get of the above, is that American workers may be submitted to pee or blood tests?
May someone please elaborate on the background, or we might take it here as just one piece (spelling?) of Americana.
Anyway, now I get better why your cyclists end up here in Europe 
P.S. At $99.95 a shot, I should discount some on eBay: the Tour de France is near and it’s our only season… Switching to a tea diet NOW.
Testing is picking up in other places too, Zub. Here, my life insurance company asked for a urine sample when I switched over to them. To get a job in law enforcement or security (eg. airport) you’ve got to submit a sample, too. I hear that Walmart asks for it as well, which I consider to be overkill.
I didn’t mind submitting to the urine test. I told the nurse who visited me at home that I’d been studying for years.
Jef
Yeah, major retailers want it, like Target I think…
For CF, random door-bustin’ searches for evidence of recorders seems more pertinent. Then, offenders will be on the LIST.
Tell that to the poor guy, whose test comes back and tells him that he’s pregnant!!
This sounds like the setup for a long and involved joke I heard once.
Fellow taking the test was annoyed and brought in a bottle with a mixed sample from his family and pets.
The lab took longer than usual, but finally had a report:
The punch line was “You have diabetes, your wife has VD, and your daughter is pregnant . . . by your dog.”
Yessss. That joke will do nicely thank you.
Dale
Dale, I think that a breathalyzer would be more appropriate here 
That’s the G-rated version of it, anyway.
Yeah, but if I posted the full version I’d be banned for life.
Dis is a public message board, see? Do ya want kids to read this and get all mixed up? It’s for the children . . .
If colors fly when you give a sample… you’ve got bigger problems than antacids… you need to see a doctor!!!
You mean to tell me we weren’t supposed to be submitting urine samples all along? 
-Derek-
Dale, don’t check your mailbox.
I just did a very amateurish but effective urine test on myself. I tested positive for asparagus.
I just tested positive for Beetroot…otherwise I’m P*ssing blood!
P.S.
I just checked on my Asparagus patch today,everything dormant at the moment(as it should be),English Asparagus is the best in the world (well,we’ve got to be good at something-as well as Apples-)!
How do you want it sent Dale, before the session or after the session, UPS overnight or snail mail? Your call!
Imagine someone applying to five or six positions..OR More! in one day and all wanting a urine sample 
MarkB
I’ve already sent mine!
They can have my urine when they pry it from my cold, dead bladder.
BTW, I’m a member of the NRA (National Renal Association). 