I think that we should revive Uillean “Pit Piping” : Two pipers in a ring surrounded by fans and critics, pipe until one of them eithers gives up and admits defeat or until one of them dies. The grand championship should definately be to the death.
Pipers must wear an “outfit” similar to wrestlers.
No kicking, eye gouging or piping below the belt.
For the gamblers, the points spread could be based on the number of tunes.
All the best,
Pat Sky
No . . . piping below the belt.
But Pat, that means no tight playing!
Kinda like Thunderdome… two men enter, one man leaves.
It just takes two stages far enough apart to separate the crowd. Go with the crowd.
This would surely drive all except the hardcore women out of the piping scene…the would not be able to stand the site of us blokes in our skimpy little outfits and would run for the hills.
Not Nice!!! 
Now trying to erase said mental image from my mind - gee thanks glands!
Speak for yourself, Glands… I happen to look pretty darn good in a skimpy outfit!!
I wanna be a ‘Pit Piper’. I wanna cut and pat somebody into a bloody cran. 
ah c’mon pat! marquis de queensbury rules at least. that means the broads have to strip to the waist.
…now I really want to be a ‘pit piper’. Hey, maybe I could be the Andy Kaufman of pit piping.
Ya gotta have a thong to participate!
djm
I guess I gotta get ahold of Brian Lee, eh?
Looks like he lost his thong in a previous fight 
