Ralph's Irish ancestors ...

Whistle
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In another thread, I mentioned that Ralph used to reminisce about the old days on the Emerald Isle.

A recent news report lends credence to some of the things he said, but I found unbelievable at the time he told me. He said it was his ancestors who had built Stonehenge and other huge ancient stoneworks.

Although the reported findings are from Venezuela, if similar findings were to occur in Ireland, they would explain the as yet unsolved mystery of how those tremendous stones were moved and set in place.

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/0903/19rodent.html?urac=n&urvf=10641823936000.6768879750805237

Best wishes,
Jerry

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By my calculations, it would take about 73,978,768,345,900.142,344 mice to raise one of the lintle blocks at Stonehenge, using earth ramps and a good pulley system, and of course a total absence of cats in a 50 mile radius of the work project. The food requirements would be immense requiring that 10% of the workforce be left to work the supply/provision issue usind very small wagons carrying field grain and tasty berries.

Edited to add that mouse scat has recently been found near Stonehenge proving the theory of mouse construction to be absolutely true.

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Were your calculations done using mice of the one-ounce variety, or the 1,545-pound variety?

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You’d also need a ferry system between Ireland and England. Or did Ralph swim?

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These are Celtic mice of the British tribe, long before those nasty Angle and Saxon mice came over, so they were filled with Celtic know-how and magical abilities. They were the regular little mice we know so well, and that like to run around my basement in the winter. This was back in the days before God took away their power of speech due to the gossip they had engaged in (and the dirty jokes, and the taking-in-vain).

Ralph knows all this Jerry, but well, for some reason is not sharing.

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Did anyone actually read the linked article?

This is a tough crowd in here tonight. Sheesh.

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My hypothesis is that the giant rodents might have been used
for the land portion of the transporting and erecting, while the
water transport was undertaken by the giant geese: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/08/14/australian.giantgeese/

Actually, with carbon dating, and DNA evidence collected from
various sites, modern scientists hold that Merlin the Magician
was heavily involved in the formation of Stonehenge, as well
as of several other megaliths.

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Merlin and his magic whistle.

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From our generally well-informed French branch, it seems obvious nowadays that:

  1. Stonehenge was originally a giant cheshire-cheese mould, designed by the Elder Brothers to attract giant rodents. This feat was recorded in the Guineas Book.

  2. The original issue of the book can still be seen, engraved in Lascaux caves (at that time you could cross the Channel by foot). A further proof of the connection with Stone
    henge are the drawings of giant rodents,
    often confused with
    oxen
    but
    don’t be-
    lieve this
    bs.
    Regards.
    Jim, would you mind letting me write this alone? Tha-
    nks.

  3. It did work to attract them–Megabeavers and other Archæopests–hence the breeding of giant Cheshire Cats (a.k.a. Sabre-Grin Tigers) to control them.

IV) The Northmen brought back the recipe to Normandy, hence the Livarot stinky yummy cheese is still enclosed within a woodhedge, sort of a small Stonehenge made out of bark. Note this cheese is of a day-glo orange, to remind of the sunrise at Stonehenge.

1.1.2) Connected myths and rural legends:
• the Baskerville (Prairie) dog
• the 42 myth: Control of the humans by Alien mice
• Druids and droids: the true story of the Druoid Elders

1.1.b) Sources: reliable.

Ø3H) deconography:

Lascaux painting of an Ancient Charman Frenshaman grating ceremonial cheese.