I’m bored and there’s not many folks about today. Threads aren’t moving much.
We occasionally see a quiz or two pop up here that tell you what ___ you are based upon a series of responses. I have found the site that can tell you everything you are. Everything from what type of vegetable (funny, I thought we were animal) to what superhero. Who needs shrinks? 
http://quizfarm.com/quizlist.php?search=pop
Oh hell yes!
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.Batman, the Dark Knight | 79% | ||
James Bond, Agent 007 | 71% | ||
Lara Croft | 71% | ||
Maximus | 67% | ||
Neo, the "One" | 63% | ||
Indiana Jones | 58% | ||
William Wallace | 54% | ||
The Terminator | 50% | ||
El Zorro | 50% | ||
The Amazing Spider-Man | 38% | ||
Captain Jack Sparrow | 33% |
Which](http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=92013%27%3EWhich) Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Got a little bit of bonus code there, huh Tyler?
Knicker twisting falls under the general heading his own brand,
I guess. 
Well I took the third test and got this result..after a tie break!
edit: the page does not appear but allegedly, I will die of natural causes.
I can live with that result 
Slan,
D.
You scored as Severus Snape. Well you’re a tricky one aren’t you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you’d probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone’s reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.
Snape?? SNAPE??? No way - I’m tied for Dumbledore - I was going to say I’d rather be him, but after reading the last book maybe not!
As for the superhero:
You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York’s greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he’s loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.
First test- in high school I scored as a punk/rebel, that’s about right, although the word “punk” probably had not been coined at that time
Third test- I’ll die by bomb, second was suicide, Hmmm
Now back to some more tests.
It’s me- El Zorro!
Wow, I’ll die by “posion” (sic)
“probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it…”
Well, next possibility is “natural causes”, that sounds better to me, too.
Hmmmm
Which quiz next…
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I scored Anarchism on the political test 
Well apparently, I’m Neo the depressive budhist who, one day, will be shot .
Fascinating
Ahh, yer damn right it is!
Me, too. And Marianne Dashwood on the Jane Austen test.
I’m not sure what the 'kin’ell happened with alll of that code, but I’m not going to delete it! I may not be Undisputed, but I am Batman!
Where are all the women action heroines??? But if I had to be a guy, Zorro would be pretty damn cool.
You scored as El Zorro. Zorro is the bane of the corrupt officials of Old California, a Spanish Robin Hood, a cavalier caballero who robs from the rich, gives to the poor, and always leaves his trademark “Z” behind as a reminder that when the people need him, he will always appear on his black stallion.
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=92013Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
My second runner-up was good old 007, and third runner-up was William Wallace. 
Shaken, not stirred.
sigh… Pierce Brosnan…
For My next quiz ~ piercings…
Happy to see I scored “earlobe” closely followed by “cartilage”, then “nose”.
“Awww, aren’t you cute with your little goody goody attitude and what not. Maybe you should stop being so freaking nice and go and burn something. I mean seriously”…
Hmmm…
Onward and upward, what’s next…
Which action hero would I be?
Well, let me see…
Which action hero would I be?
"You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. "
Yeah, I guess that’s me. 