Are you up for it? 
What about numbers?
One third of haiku?
Must ban these threads now.
add to my post count
That seems about right.
One two three four five. 
I don’t think I can
This is difficult
No. Point two nine four.
Plus dog and cat threads.
Just too g**dam cute.
And ban bird threads too!
Must ban squirrel threads.
MULTISYLLABIC!!
Post five syllables?
Like my Avatar?
Just couldn’t resist!
Yabba, dabba doo!
I’m glad we can count!