Post Counts

Has anyone else noticed a post count fluctuation?? Because mine is doing funky things…

A week ago it stated I had 668 posts, and now it’s saying I only have 645. Does that have something to do with the ‘archive’ function or something??

could it be a y2k aftermath?
or -the horrors- the crystal people… (I can hear the twilight zone tune..)

It’s like this: Toward the end of every year, December usually, Dale and Rich sit down with the six Chiff & Fipple interns and sift through all the posts of the past 12 months. Everything that is stupid or unfunny gets taged, and your post-count is reduced by that number. The point is not to let people get away with swelling their post counts with boring, stupid, or otherwise dull posts. I think you must have done pritty well, if they dropped you less than twenty-five posts. Personally, I expect to be down to somewhere around 300 by the end of the month. :roll:

And Martin Milner will have to re-register.

Personally, I expect to be down to somewhere around 300 by the end of the month. :roll:

And Martin Milner will have to re-register.

LOL!!!

Ah, I see. Makes sense.

Bloomfield: ha ha ha!!! :laughing:

Some of the posts count fell in the Bermuda Triangle (between Yahoo pain-insula and Key-in Hotboards), during The Great Thanksgiving Diaspora.
Or there’s a worm on Chiffboard feeding on posts.

Maybe the cold, dry weather is causing posting records to shrink a little.

Well, six weeks since first hatching and I’m down to just two live adult sea-monkeys. However these two randy sorts have been getting it on, and I’ve just noticed a whole bunch of teeny full stops swimming about in the tank (actually a submarine), so I guess I have a new generation of monkeys now.

I sang Karaoke for only the second time ever on Friday, and this time I was sober, and scared witless. I sang Back in the USSR, and Love Letters, for a bit of contrast. I exited via the gents toilet window, and dare not show my face in Whitechapel for a couple of years.

Boy, do I live a rich and exciting life. Bloomy’s just jealous.

Why dost thou sit and count the posts,
O Elf of Rivendell?
'Tis not the quantity one boasts,
This myth we must dispel.

The quality counts utmost here,
As if one must compete.
But really thou need not to fear,
E’en though thy posts delete.

For post-counts on a fipple board
Are ever-fleeting things.
The way high posters’ numbers soared:
Hot air propelled their wings.

Martin: :laughing: ha ha ha!

Walden: 'Tis true, tis true, however the oddity of the phenomenon plucked at my curiosity until I just HAD to ask.


~Quellecristiel/Heather
Official Librarian and Recorder of the Rivendell Records & Elvish Music Library.
“Give me your interesting, your beautiful, your dulcet tunes…”

[ This Message was edited by: The Whistling Elf on 2002-12-09 09:27 ]