Political Implications of Various Makes of Whistle

•Feadog- Green

•Syn- antidisestablishmentarian

•Generation- moderate conservative

•Clarke original- archconservative

•Meg- fiscal conservative

•Weltmeister- Tory

•Susato- left wing

•Dixon- Dixiecrat

•Water Weasel- Reform

•Hoover- blamed for the Great Depression

•Hohner- Whig

•Sweetheart- bleeding heart liberal

•Jubilee- keyed demographic


Based on scientific research… possibly… mayhap…

NOTE: These whistle preference findings reflect only the implications regarding product preference, and not the political affiliations of the makers.

•Serpent - especially the chrome molybdenum steel of the Village Smithy - national defense
:laughing:

Cronnolly (M&E) would be libertarian, I suppose?

Although with a bore that wide, perhaps the gun lobby mgiht be a better choice…

:stuck_out_tongue:

–James

I’ve found there to be quite a few big bores, across the political spectrum.

The “Office of Copeland Security”?

Philo

Alba?

Good for playing “Happy Birthday” to Democratic presidents.

I would have thought the Goldie Overton was the libertarian’s whistle of choice.

Freeman tweaked whistles of any sort are obviously for Independents.

Actually, Jubilee Instruments used to make the Saturday Night Special whistle - I’m thinking of bringing that name back.

BTW - What does ‘Keyed Demographic’ mean anyway?

Heh! Who knows. :slight_smile:

BTW, you had the same idea I had about the Channukah menorah, with whistles, but I gave up on mine. Your animated version is much better.

Busman-- endorsed by the Teamster’s Union :stuck_out_tongue:

OT -
It took a little while.
You could say ‘One for each night, they shed a sweet light and a good sound for those all around’.

Almost forgot:

Serpent - Whistles of Mass Destruction

Better watch it Bill, Bush is coming after you next!

Actualy I’ve been thinking of making PVC tubes (for holding whistles) that are painted and with a end cap and calling them “Whistle Silos”.

Okay… Where the heck is Aderyn our Spelling Cop when you need her!?

Is it:
Hanukah
Hanukkah
Hannukah
Chanuka
Chanukah
Chanukkah

Or should we play “spin the dredl” to find out?
sheesh! :smiley:
serpent

You can spell it several ways since it’s not an english word and doesn’t easily fit. The letter Chof is a guteral consonant and some use CH to depict it, others use H. Most do not pronounce the guteral sound in english.

Oh well, just spin the driedel. (How many way do you spell that word)

Hey Serp! Where are you hiding those whistles of Mass Destruction.

When people have trouble making that Ch sound, I just tell them to pronounce “yech” ( sometimes spelled “yuch”) and go for that sound.