Well, our ferrets are sterile and don’t have this issue…this only applies to ferrets who are not “fixed.”
At any rate, if a female ferret does go into heat, there’s nothing a human can do that will help, she will eventually die of aplastic anemia if not bred.
–James
P.S. I started to note that you seem to have some odd ideas, then realized there’s no particular reason you would know any of this if you don’t have ferrets. It almost sounded like you were suggesting that I myself should breed the ferret.
Did I ever tell ye about the time I spent a few weeks writing one of the worlds finest reels?
A mighty tune it was..and still is.
So down in the session one night I announced my work and gave it a mighty lash.
Halfway through the second time round for the first part the rest of them got ready and every single one of them came in on the second part like they knew it all their lives..they did.
It was a few months after that I kinda remembered where I heard it first…
Well. Uh. Ok. It’s actually just an announcement, but constructive criticism is always welcome. Like “bit iffy…very dodgy.” I will make a note not to write any more iffy or dodgy poems.
Sorry about that whole reminding-you-of-Neil-Young thing.
“Old King” by Neil Young
King went a-runnin’ after deer
Wasn’t scared of jumpin’
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin’
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.
I had a dog and his name was King
I told the dog about everything
There in my truck the dog and I
Then one day the King up and died.
Then I thought about
the times we had
Once when I kicked him
when he was bad
Old King sure meant a lot to me
But that hound dog is history.
King went a-runnin’ after deer
Wasn’t scared of jumpin’
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin’
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.
That old King was a friend of mine
Never knew a dog
that was half as fine
I may find one, you never do know
'Cause I still got a long way to go.
I had a dog and his name was King
I told the dog about everything
Old King sure meant a lot to me
But that hound dog is history.
King went a-howlin’ after deer
Wasn’t scared of jumpin’
off the truck in high gear
King went a-sniffin’
and he would go
Was the best old hound dog
I ever did know.
That’s the trouble though..it is so hard to be original when you are bombarded with information every day.
I think it was Whitman who said, when asked about his influences, said -give or take-..everything I see, touch, taste, smell and hear is an influence.