Tired of walking on pavement?
Bring your grass with you.
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Krispy Kreme grass flops?
The question is: What happens if you use either one of those (especially the first) on the grass in an area where “Do Not Walk on the Grass” signs are posted? You’re not walking on their grass, so …
Oddly, that is the weirdest part of that picture…
They did a study that found employees were relaxed
when in touch with grass, so they made up some of
those to pass out to their doughnutiers. The study
said nothing about how potential doughnut consumers’
appetites held up after seeing grass sticking out from
between their servers’ toes…
Bear to park, though, and might bee all too easy to pinch, or to be illicitly seeded with crabgrass or dandylions. Also presents an attractive nuisance to beasties of all sorts. You might find yourself having to best a buck or offput a toddler to reclaim it. I’m not sure ‘going green’ is meant to be this.
and now they have to mow their shoes.
Is that why they are going out of business?
A complicated legal question, to be sure.
What would Johnnie Cochran have made
of it? “If the flip-flop is grass, acquit his…”
Oh, I thought you were referring to
the Law of Inverted Feces.
Endless mowing, have to use a reel mower. Roundup is the solution, all lawns must die.
agreed. pave the planet.
“Krispy Kreme” is going out of biz simply because hot doughnuts really, really suck.
There’s that too, of course, though you might be able, with sufficient marketing skill, to turn it into an ad for a new bladness tonic…
Them’s fightin’ words, pardner.
Need to try one with some Stilton while it’s still hot. BTW fruit flies really like Krispy Kreme, who would have guessed? Stock is up.
you maybe feel the same way about fresh hot soft pretzels? 
Stilton (queen of cheeses, btw) atop hot deep fried dough fondued in runny corn syrup that’s been fortified with 4x confectioner’s sugar?
Think I’ll pass on that. 
No wonder the fruit flies are resistent to pesticides.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Stilton would indeed be the perfect cheese
for a Luther Burger (a bacon cheeseburger
served between halved & grilled Krispy Kremes):
My wife prefers KKD eggs benedict.
these. mmmm.
now youve done it.
I gotta go have one. 
This is no lye, petzels are a basic food group right up there with lutefisk.
I’ll stick with the traditional deep-fried mars bars.
…but only in Guinness batter, of course!