I have several SweeTones, a Clark Original and a Susato. Two weeks ago, I ordered a Dixon. Today, I ordered 2.5 ElfSongs (two heads and three bodies). As soon as I hear back from Mack with some info I requested, I’ll be ordering two Hoovers. And I know that this is just the beginning!
My wallet is complaining. It hurts. Please make it stop! Is there a cure or am I now forever doomed?
Sure. As the more conservative folk out there say on two other issues, drugs and sex, all you have to do is “just say no”.
Sorry, but you’ll find the technique to be just as ineffective as it is in the other areas mentioned above.
I’m afraid the only known remedy is to obtain a whistle in every key by every maker; then begin all over again with flutes.
Philo
I suppose I could lock my front door, terminate my Internet connection, cut up my credit cards and kill my phone service. That might work.
Wait a minute, I see another Copland high D on Ebay. The last two sold for about $230 and $300. Hey how about an Overton? And a Burke. And an Able. And a complete ElfSong set. And a…
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH ! HELLLLLPPP ! ! ! ! !
Don’t worry, Mike. When you fill up your credit card, the credit card companies will send you another! 
Tery (whose WhOA is under control for the moment)