Okay. I’ve got the sheet music, I’ve got the CD, and more whistles than you can shake a stick at (My name is Gary…and I…I have…WhOA!).
I listen, I read, I play. Listen-read-play. Pretty soon (maybe 4 days or so) I can ditch the ‘read’. So it’s listen-play. play. play-play-play. Read (something didn’t sound right). Okay. Listen-play-listen-play. Pretty soon, I can play the tune rather jolly well (in my own humble opinion). No ornamentation, just the ‘basic’ tune as written and played on the CD.
Then comes the moment when I think it’s to time Listen AND play. At the same time.
Abject disaster. I may as well be trying to play a banana. Within about 3 notes, the whole thing goes to ratspit. I wait patiently for a repeat…here it comes…join in…and bl**dy three or four notes later I’ve got a banana in my mouth again.
The sickening thing is, when I’m playing solo it sounds great (well, good. You know what I mean). After a week, the fingers have remembered the tune really well and I can play it largo, at the same tempo as the recording, or even crank up the speed to quickissimo-ish. The fingers know where to go.
But as soon as I try to play along with the CD… ratspit. I used to play rhythm guitar (20 years ago, dammit). In a band! Live gigs and all. The guitar never turned into a banana.
But here’s the astonishing thing… If I bung the CD from LE McCullough’s Complete Irish Tinwhistle Tutor on and play along with his solo whistle, all’s well and good. If I go back to the CD which has fiddle, pipes, whistles, bhodran et al on there…it’s banana time.
Is there something wrong with my brain or my ears or wot?
There is isn’t there. I’m doomed…