That sentence was a cruel cruel trick for those of us who scroll slowly. I’m confessing, this thread was a lame attempt to see if anyone would brag about having a spare Zombie that they would share. My wife is really Jonesing for a Zombie maid folks. St. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Another year in the doghouse.
Yet another gloriously successful exercise in trolling. 
Get her a Roomba®. That’s pretty zombie-ish, not smelly, and you won’t have bits of flesh falling off to defeat the purpose.
Zombie dog:
