Please contact me off-line.
So what is it you’d be needing then?
Typical Irish piper you are, Patsy!
I said contact me OFF LINE.
Profile:
Location: The other side
Website:
Occupation: dead guy
Interests: piping, haunting
Yep, that’s Patsy alright.
Hup Patsy!
Are you available this weekend for a quick lesson?
P’Atsy D’Arcy
Well that depends - would you be playing that new Taylor knock-off set of yours?
Not yet… another few days 
There’s a cool fresh sasparilla in it for you! Or would you rather a can of Bulmers?
P’Atsy.
Another few days and I’ll be
It takes you a few days to get knackered?
Jaysus, you’re an expensive drunk! 
I dunno, expensive drunk might be a little harsh, how about ‘highly conditioned professional sot’? 
Guys - you are supposed to be playing the pipes. Not smoking them…
:roll:
Morten