Well, what do you think?
http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/pantyhose.wav</a](http://www.rit.edu/~eeg6662/cf/pantyhose.mp3>http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/pantyhose.wav</a)>
Swiped from http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/noisey.html while I was looking for a truly terrible example of bodhrán playing. Found it, too: http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/messingdrum.wav</a](http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/messingdrum.wav>http://members.lycos.co.uk/mongerbasin/messingdrum.wav</a)> . We really ought to get this person on the board, he or she is obviously qualified to be here.
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