Gesundheit.
Jump into chat, Jerry. 
How does one do that?
There once was a young man named Mork
An alien, and quite unused to the fork
He regarded a spoon
Like it was from the moon
And would have starved but for a spork
Click on “Live Chat” (at the top of this page) and then type in JerryF or whatever you want to call yourself. Generally 9 to 11 pm or so Eastern time is pretty active.
Robin
Well, there you go.
Who says no one’s writing great poetry any more?
Best wishes,
Jerry
Thanks, Robin.
I found it. Nice place there.
I still don’t know why Cranberry said to drop in, though.
Sharpen one edge and you’ve got a splade.
I wonder why they decided to call it a spork instead of a foroon? Do you suppose they did any market research? Or did they just run out and name it without consulting anyone? That’s one of my pet peeves, BTW. People run out and do all kinds of things without ever consulting me.
Well, you see…it’s a long story.
I usually drop in (and out) about 35 times every night.
I guess I missed you.
Nice conversation there, though. Someone had to look for a cat and then he had to clean jello off his son. I’m not sure there’s a connection. Or maybe it was two different people.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Hmm…(looks at fork, has 4 prongs) hmmm (looks at picture and sees 3 prongs). :roll:
Shouldn’t that thing be threespoon or a spoothreek?
I know forks who only have 3 teeth.
Really.
It’s obvous that what you saw was actually a threek, not a fork.
One, two, three, four.
I have seen oneks, twoks, threeks and forks. I have never seen a fivek, however.
LOL! 
Why don’t they combine the fork, spoon, and knife together? What would that be, a forspife?
~Larry
If they did that Larry, some one would cut their hand on the knife part and sue the manufacturer.
Wasn’t Spork the original name for Spam?
MarkB
It may have been 
, but I love Spam-burgers!!!
~Larry
Larry, Someone has done it. I have seen sporks with one edge a bit wider than the other and serrated like a pretend knife.
Mike