http://www.beerandloathing.com/fullidx.htm
Either laugh or cry, maybe howl, maybe chuckle, but never a dull moment!
Enjoy!
From the review of “The Globe/Ri-Ra’s”
This is not a pub to have a bit of craic in, it’s a pub to be seen in, pose in and meet people you want to impress with your exhaustive knowledge of the rare Polish vinyl releases of Technofuckmeister DJ Plasteek Zpastic and urbanwarfare junglists Anorak Baztardz. You people know who you are, go listen to some tunes fuckboys. Acch, why do I bother with this shite anyway, I’d much rather be in me local with a seat, a pint and some civility then humping and shunting in some filthy fleshpot in the city centre. Jaysus if we ever catch up with that Celtic Tiger I hope we beat the little bollix’s head in and dump the fucker in the Liffey for the leeches.
Oh, my… my sides ache, and it’s tough to post through all these tears… this critic is FUNNY. 
And the bit about the “Oirish freakhouse” in the O’Neill’s review. Great stuff.
Visit this website! It’s a riot!
Oh - and be sure to read the Glossary - it’s well referenced and linked throughout the reviews of the pubs.
Thanks, Toasty! 