… aber Hallo, bist Du denn Loren? 
Brigitte
… nö, aber neugierig.
Claus
Grüße an Euch beide - and best to you, Loren!
Shubure, whubat ubevuber yubou subay.
Robin
Ich bin nicht denn Loren, und [je pense que] die Dummköpfe [deja] regieren die Welt. [n’est-ce pas?]
Hey, em, suffering from language-envy? 
I det store hele synes jeg, at der bliver talt for meget tysk og fransk i denne tråd!
Nächst Sømmer, make sùre yø visït Swêden.
Its bjøtifül lâkes, its møøses…
Ik begrijp geen snars van al die vreemde talen 
Great thread Loren!
Mind you, a møøse once bit my sister…
Ta ut potatisen ur munnen innan du pratar, pojk! 
Andreas
Mind your language, young man! 
Hey, since all Danes seem to gather here in this unlikely thread,
check out your jazzman compatriot Hans Ulrik.
He plays all saxes, bass clarinet too, and the Strathmann flutes, both alto F and the discontinued soprano C.
From our emails, he sounds like a nice bloke. Now, if you don’t like latino jazz, or “world music”–forget it…
PS: Jens, let me expell my sympathy tø your systèr: the bÿte from èn møøse hûrts…
Now, would you please trÅdslate what you said about them Fransk? 
Waarom spreekt iedereen niet gewoon Nederlands, net als de rest van (mijn eigen kleine) wereldje? 
Oh … sorry, I’m not Loren … that explains why I didn’t receive a PM.
Oui…as all the linguistic variations I crammed into my head in younger years dry up and blow away from lack of use…
Metallica’s drummer Lars Ulrich is also of Danish origin - how’s that for an unlikely mention on the Chip and Fiffle board !!?!
OK, danish I understand, french and german I can decipher, but finnish crosses the line…
Andreas, stand in the corner!
Hoed; groetjes.
jeroen
A møøse bite can be a very serious thing!
–James
Finninsh? Danish? You are all delusional… Not recognising the language of heroes and honour; Swedish. An interesting fact is that Dutch actually is extremely easy to read for a Swede with some knowledge of English. It is more or less a mix of some English, mostly old Swedish and a ton of extra vowels.
Ich bin ein Berliner!
Du bist ein Brazilian.
Ich trasch-bin kein Pariser!