OT: God Loves Fools and Alcoholics

I’m sorry, I know this is WAY off topic, but I have to share. This occurred about 4 hours from my home at a place where my family and I have vacationed many times.


Man Survives 14-Story Fall at Alabama Condo

ORANGE BEACH (Associated Press) – Dangling 14 stories above the ground from the edge of a condominium roof, Mark Waters said he considered himself a goner and prayed he would pass out before hitting the ground.

One long fall later, he found himself still very much alive – in four feet of water in the condo pool – with a few broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

“I’m very fortunate to be alive, and very thankful, and I’m very convinced there is a God,” said Waters, 40, of Buford, Ga., from his room at Baptist Hospital in Pensacola on Wednesday.

“It changes your perspective on things; what’s important: family, friends, God. I know I should be dead. … There must be some purpose for me to be here,” said Waters, who fell Friday and hopes to reunite with his family today in Georgia.

“We really have something to celebrate. This is going to be a wonderful Fourth of July,” said his wife, Debbie Waters.

The whole thing started, Mark Waters said, when he locked himself out of his room on the 10th floor at Tradewinds Condominium on the beach highway in Orange Beach.

He went to the roof to attempt to climb the four stories down to the balcony of his room. He said it wasn’t until he had left the roof and was hanging on its edge that he realized he wasn’t going to make it.

“The rest of the ledges had a lip, and it looked like I could shimmy down and get to the room. … I didn’t see the offset until it was too late and realized the distance was much greater than I thought. At that point, there was nothing to do. I was just holding onto the lip of the roof,” Waters said.

“I knew I was going to fall, and I was hoping I would pass out before I hit the ground,” he said. Unable to hold on any longer, he felt his fingers slip off the ledge and said the rapid descent was “a blur.”

“All I remember is praying, and saying ‘Jesus’ – that is what was going through my head,” he said.

Eyewitness Teresa Ellash of Cincinnati said everyone looked up and saw Waters after his wife started screaming.

Ellash said she saw him fall, “head over foot” into the center of the pool, on his side, in about four feet of water. "It was loud – sounded like a refrigerator hit. More of a boom than a splash.

“It made us all very sick, watching him fall,” Ellash said.

He floated there until some young men dragged him out, and his back was “completely black” with bruises, she said.

“He told the paramedics that he had fallen a long way and that he had been drinking,” she said from Tradewinds on Wednesday, as her family and other witnesses nodded in agreement.

Authorities say Waters is lucky to be alive. Orange Beach Fire Chief Mickey Robinson recalled a recent, similar incident which did not end as well. During Memorial Day weekend, a 19-year-old man fell two stories from a different Orange Beach condo and hit the concrete beside the pool, suffering “massive head trauma” from which he has not fully recovered, Robinson said.

Of Waters, the fire chief said, “If he had fallen a few feet one way or the other, he would have hit the concrete and been killed.”

Assistant Police Chief Greg Duck said Waters had been drinking but the officer did not know Waters’ blood-alcohol content at the time of the fall. Waters declined to comment on how much alcohol he had consumed before climbing onto the roof.

“It’s one of those things you wish you’d never done. I’m going to go home and pretend it never happened,” he said, adding that doctors say they expect a full recovery.

Debbie Waters said she was at the pool with her two children, Tyler, 4, and Rachel, 2, when she looked up and saw her husband hanging from the roof. She thrust the children toward a friend and ran to try to rescue him.

“I was going to try to pull him to safety; I wasn’t going to leave my husband there, just hanging,” she said.

Debbie Waters was on the elevator when she learned from other hotel guests that her spouse had fallen. She returned to the pool, where she saw him stretched out on the concrete, fully conscious.

“I couldn’t believe it. And he was asking if I was all right,” she said.

“We brought our son in to see him, and he told a gentleman that God put a feather under his daddy and floated him into the pool,” Debbie Waters said.

The children returned home with family members on Sunday, and she said they all look forward to being reunited today.

Robinson said people on vacation often take risks they would not normally take – especially if they have been drinking.

“There’s always a safe option,” he said. “People need to come down and have a good time, and we’re here to help them any way we can … but they’ve got to use good, common sense,” he added.

“It’s very difficult for people to understand that you just can’t take those sort of chances. There’s one-in-a-million chance that you’re going to survive something so dangerous. He made that one in a million, and that’s really unheard of,” Robinson added.

Oh my gosh! It really makes you wonder what these people are thinking when they do something like that…

Or if they even are thinking…

But that’s good that he lived.

Well, it’s probably best from his perspective and that of his family, but had it gone otherwise he’d have been a credible nominee for the Darwin Award for 2002.

For those who don’t know of it, the Darwin Award is awarded posthumously each year to the person who helped improve the human gene pool by removing himself from it in the most spectacular fashion.

Sorry if I don’t seem real forgiving, but I live close to a 2 lane, narrow and twisting highway. Of late, there’s been a sad string of perfectly innocent folks murdered there by jerks who couldn’t seem to drive too well with a snootful. Equally sadly, the drunks survived. I’m not real tolerant of alcohol-induced stupidity right now.

What would have been so freaking difficult about going to the front desk for another key?!?

Idiot.

Let’s see, a plane full of children die in the crash over Germany, yet this moron is “Spared”…Seems reasonable, uh huh.

Loren

Hmmm… I’ve had my life spared a couple times for being an idiot…

Go figure…

Baaaaaaaaaah…

Peace,

Bertrand Russell somewhere quotes
two missionaries who had just crossed
a bridge over a chasm when the
bridge collapsed and 80 Chinese
Buddhist pilgrims fell to their
deaths. The missionaries write
that they knelt and thanked God for
sparing them. Russell adds: ‘Whether
or not the 80 pilgrims who fell
to their deaths thanked God is
not known.’ I hope that all concerned
were drunk, including Russell.

Remember, folks:
Balconies don’t kill people.
People kill people.

Glad the guy made it, anyway. Maybe he learned something.

Debbie Waters said she was at the pool with her two children, Tyler, 4, and Rachel, 2, when she looked up and saw her husband hanging from the roof.

What a shining example this father is to his children. Boozing it up and acting like an idiot.

Reminds me of a friend of mine in high school. He was killed in a car accident (a drunk hit him) and the police looked all over for his parents. They found them at a party too drunk to even understand what the officer was telling them. It was all over town how they behaved so terribly.

I feel bad for the kids of drunks. I have never seen my parents drunk in all 40 years of my life and my children will never see me drunk.

Kim

14th floor? Reminds me of the old Corries’ Bricklayer Song…

Dear sir I write this note to you to tell you of my plight,
For at the time of writing it, I’m not a pretty sight,
My body is all black & blue, my face a deathly grey,
And I write this note to say why I am not at work today.


While working on the 14th floor some bricks I had to clear,
But tossing them down from such a height, was not a good idea,
The foreman wasn’t very pleased, he is an awkward sod,
and he said I had to cart them down the ladders in me hod.


Well clearing all these bricks by hand, it was so very slow,
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured a rope below.
But in me haste to do the job, I was too blind to see,
That a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me.


And so when I untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead,
And clinging tightly to the rope, I started up instead.
I shot up like a rocket, and to my dismay I found
That halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down.


Well, the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped,
And when I reached the top, I banged the pulley with me head.
But I clung on tightly, numb with shock, from this almighty blow,
While the barrel spilled out half its bricks some fourteen floors below.


Now when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor,
I then outweighed the barrel & so started down once more.
But I clung on tightly to the rope, me body wracked with pain,
And halfway down I met the bloody barrel once again.


The force of this collision halfway down the office block,
Caused multiple abrasions and a nasty case of shock,
But I clung on tightly to the rope as I fell towards the ground,
And I landed on the broken bricks the barrel had scattered round.


Well as I lay there on the floor I thought I’d passed the worst,
But the barrel hit the pulley wheel & then the bottom burst.
A shower of bricks rained down on me; I didn’t have a hope.
As I lay there bleeding on the ground I let go the bloody rope.


The barrel now being heavier, it started down once more.
It landed right across me as I lay there on the floor.
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say,
“I hope you’ll understand why I am not at work today.”

Now ya all know why I don’t indulge in anything with alcohol, not only do I dislike the burn of th stuff, I KNOW I’m an idiot.


Waiting for the Mothership…

[ This Message was edited by: Anna Martinez on 2002-07-06 10:10 ]

Interesting. If the incident encourages the man to moderate or stop his drinking, it’s a good thing. However, being a recovering alcoholic myself, I know that the fear, gratitude, amazement at getting out of yet another “situation” is quickly lost on the alcoholic. He probably got drunk that night to “celebrate.”
Susan

On 2002-07-05 19:34, Chuck_Clark wrote:
Well, it’s probably best from his perspective and that of his family, but had it gone otherwise he’d have been a credible nominee for the Darwin Award for 2002.

For those who don’t know of it, the Darwin Award is awarded posthumously each year to the person who helped improve the human gene pool by removing himself from it in the most spectacular fashion.

Maybe he’d be disqualified for a Darwin… he’d already reproduced. :smiley:

Regarding the fools part of the topic, this is from the Mainichi Daily News in Japan:

Man walks away unhurt after leap from speeding train

KOBE – A Kobe man walked away unharmed after leaping from an express train traveling past a station at over 100 kilometers per hour when his landing on the platform was cushioned by a fence, police said Friday.

The man, described as looking like a student, slammed into a wire fence at the end of the JR Sumiyoshi Station, picked up his rucksack and walked out of the ticket wicket as though nothing untoward had happened.

Now, police and the West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) are looking for the man, saying he broke the railway operations law.

JR West officials, however, were still amazed at the man’s feat.

“I presume he was aiming for the platform and used the express train as a faster way of getting to where he wanted to go, but he was incredibly lucky to escape unhurt,” a JR West official said.

JR West officials said the man appeared to have placed himself in the gap between two carriages on the express train. As the train passed by Sumiyoshi Station, the man hurled himself onto the platform. He crashed into the fence at the end of the platform, but quickly got up onto his feet and walked away. A large dent remained in the fence where he had slammed into it. (Mainichi Shimbun, July 5, 2002)

Hmmm, I wonder if I could do that…

Well, I suppose these things are bound to happen that now that Bruce Willis knows he’s Unbreakable</a](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0217869">Unbreakable</a)>
:wink:

On 2002-07-06 12:57, TonyHiggins wrote:
KOBE – A Kobe man walked away unharmed after leaping from an express train traveling past a station at over 100 kilometers per hour when his landing on the platform was cushioned by a fence, police said Friday.

[ This Message was edited by: Wandering_Whistler on 2002-07-07 11:40 ]

Ok I don’t know why I’m doing this, but I hope I don’t get hit too bad for it.
First of all how utterly presumptuous of you all to assume that the man is an Alcoholic. I agree that a great many tragedies are perpetrated by intoxicated fools, but the story from Kobe tells us that even sober people are idiots.
Some of you whom I am sure are devout worshipers should be elated that he was given another chance and that he found his path. And the cynical ones should take a look at the defining moments in your life when you decided that sobriety was the better way to go and believe that this was one of those moments for this man, or more importantly for his children. I don’t mean to be judgemental about this but I only employ the same assumptive attitude towards this as some have applied toward a man whom they neither know nor seem to want to.
And yes I have certainly had my fair share of close shaves sober and drunk.

Sean:

The telling statement was, “I’m going to go home and pretend it never happened.” Almost everyone is now familiar with the term DENIAL.

Of course, we could be wrong about this guy, but those of us who have lived with alcoholics, worked in the field of chemical dependency, or lived through alcoholism tend to see certain signs and symptoms and hear alarm bells going off.

Not necessarily for Sean, but for everyone:

If you’re falling off rooftops, wrecking cars, losing jobs and/or spouses or otherwise making life difficult for yourself, and these things seem to happen when you’re drinking, it might be worth having your doctor or a mental health professional assess your situation (nice run-on sentence!). Be honest and don’t be afraid or ashamed to accept help. Once you learn to live a sober life, you’ll find that it is a thing of joy. Time that used to be wasted being wasted can be spent on music, art, friends, family, laughter, children, productive work and planning for a brilliant future. I know because I learned it all the hardest way possible.

God bless, and if anyone feels they want personal help or encouragement in this area, or wants a referral to a place near them to get professional help, please e-mail me privately and I’ll do whatever I can.

Jim

Jim,
I concur. That was the defining statement.
Good on ya’ for the altruistic support.

I hate to admit it, but I (in a drunken state) jumped of a friend’s deck one afternoon. Little did I know, but one end of his deck was about 2 feet off the ground, the other end (the one I took a flying leap from) was about 3 feet, but the ground dropped about 12 feet just a short distance from the rail. I cleared the safe area and was flying through the air and watching the ground get further and further from me. My thought was to try to keep my legs moving so maybe I could run rather than tumble when I inevitably came down. My left ankle shattered on impact, putting me in crutches for 10 weeks and teaching a valuable (and not forgotten) lesson about gravity.

A wiser person indeed,

Ken

How embarrassing.

Chromosomes and genes spawn these fateful scenes.
Evolution can be mean, there’s no dumb-ass vaccine.
Blame your DNA, you’re a victim of your fate.
It’s human nature to miscalculate.
-Jimmy Buffett



Steve