Nothing more need be said:
What else COULD be said?
Hey,what’s wrong with the banjo,I play one…but it is an irish tenor 
where’s the itm version?
Work one up and have someone teach me how to do forms, and I’ll post it on my Web site. (Or maybe I can figure it out by looking at the banjo one.)
Would it be directed at pipers or bodhranists?
(By the way, be sure to check the warning page on that site.)
Surely you don’t mean bodhranists do you? 
I think he means ITM in general anyway.
Didn’t I read an accusation about your going to the Dark Side, Mr. NorCal?
Are we getting a little defensive there? 
I notice that some banjo player jokes don’t translate all that well to bodhran. For example:
Q: How many banjo players does it take to eat a possum?
A: Two. One to do the eatin’ and one to watch for traffic.
Do they even have possums in Ireland? Is there another animal that could be substituted, like…hedgehog?
here’s some more http://www.klezmusic.com/sbx-info/jokesToC.html
but darwin’s link is absolutely oustanding!!