About five months ago, while innocently minding my own business (ok, I was whistling) I was ABDUCTED BY CRYSTAL PEOPLE!!! They took me into their little Crystal-Mobile spaceship thingy, fed me some nasty stuff, implanted a microchip in my brain, and shot me up with some drug so I’d forget. In fact, only after recent intensive hypnotherapy with Dr. Pudsy did I begin to recall the incident.
Thankfully, I am perfectly unharmed, and bear no bitterness toward the Crystal People. They were simply conducting scientific research. I’m just warning you that sometime, when you least expect it, the Crystal People may come for you, too.
So, if you feel an inexplicable itching from somewhere deep inside your brain, it’s probably just a microchip. I wouldn’t worry.
OK, Southpaw, in your favor: You haven’t been around very long. But soon enough you’ll learn that being abducted by the Crystal People for scientific experiments is quite common. It happens all the time around here, people just don’t talk about it much…
If you want to read about a different abduction by space aliens, check out this. (Scroll down to my post on that page.)
/bloomfield
[ This Message was edited by: bloomfield on 2002-05-10 14:04 ]
I think these “Crystal People” characters need to get a hobby, like maybe building model airplanes, or collecting stamps or maybe joining a fitness club or something. Don’t they have anything better to do than putting microchips in people’s heads?