Looks like an oldie.
“E’ cornamusa the beloved to the smokers”!
[oops…translation error. Dozing off at the keyboard. See below for mangled English version]
Translation? What translation? 
Here’s the link for the website. http://www.mclink.it/personal/MC7831/
Click on “LE PIVE NEL SACCO” (pic of highland piper) then click on the “Piobh Uileann” link.
Then go to http://www.freetranslation.com/ and pick your language, or use Google to translate.
“These pipes are most loved by smoking peoples, since you don’t need
good lungs to play and, more important, you can smoke while playing!” 
“You can play while smoking, or making smalltalk, or singing (and that’s tipically Irish)!”
The Piobh Uileann (or Uilean Pipes) are original of the ireland
I am a type of special cornamusa, as do not expect that the player I feed the otre with its breath, but with a hood fixed with a strap under the right elbow.
Other particolarita’, is possible to modulate the notes of some of the bordoni -said regulators - with a clever system of keys to lever.
It is the expensive cornamusa to the smokers, is perche’ does not ask for lungs trained to play it, is perche’ itself puo’ to play smoking (or bevendo, or chatting, or singing, the that is typically irish!)
After a period of decline lasted until to the years '60, the uilean pipes knowed a true and actual boom: today I am diffusissime is in Ireland that abroad, is ridiventate an expensive tool to the heart and to the ear of the people.
A fine little one of merit goes to na Piobairì Uileann, an aimless association of I make money from born actual in the years '60 and that is occupied to support and to spread the use of the irish cornamusa
A curiosity: the Uileann Pipes I am enough populate also in Italy. It do not believe us? You experience to give a look to the site web ISUP and then ditemi
… what?
Better than Pornolize.com !!
Alan
Makes perfect sense to me. I see t-shirts with Engrish like this on them every day.
http://www.engrish.com of course!
The pipes photo came off a French website.
Oh, good lord. Gakt. That’s the sound you make when you hear his music, by the way. Really bad J-pop.
It is really funny the stuff you see over here on t-shirts, though. My favorite so far was this girl wearing a t-shirt that had “Urine Tester #17” emblazoned on the front. Tres chic.
There are several pages of tee shirt pictures in engrish.com. Really weird stuff.
