Dale, check out the avatars. Tyler Morris and Martin Milner are the same person!
Hoodathunkit.
No, man, Martin Milner is Wooster and I am House…we just bear a striking similarity to each other
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besides, I got tired of Holmes…House is the next best thing! Grumpy, drug addicted, brilliant…he’s got all the right qualities in my book!
Hang on, that’s me! (except the drug addicted & brilliant bit)
The grumpy part is the most important part!
Oh. I thought you were just looking unshaven because Jeeves had quit to run his search engine.
No, man, Martin Milner is Wooster and I am House…we just bear a striking similarity to each other
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besides, I got tired of Holmes…House is the next best thing! Grumpy, drug addicted, brilliant…he’s got all the right qualities in my book!
And here I was thinking that the previous one really was you. Now I don’t know whether you’re more fierce or less fierce than I thought. Gawd, my life’s in a mess! ![]()
Steve
Tyler Morris:No, man, Martin Milner is Wooster and I am House…we just bear a striking similarity to each other
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besides, I got tired of Holmes…House is the next best thing! Grumpy, drug addicted, brilliant…he’s got all the right qualities in my book!
And here I was thinking that the previous one really was you. Now I don’t know whether you’re more fierce or less fierce than I thought. Gawd, my life’s in a mess!
Steve
Aye, now you should be asking yourself…can a lame man who walks with a limp still give drive-by knicker-twistings?
I think I shall write a book…and I’ll call it…
Zen and the Art of Drive-By Knicker-Twistings
…be the knicker-twist…
Tyler Morris:No, man, Martin Milner is Wooster and I am House…we just bear a striking similarity to each other
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besides, I got tired of Holmes…House is the next best thing! Grumpy, drug addicted, brilliant…he’s got all the right qualities in my book!
And here I was thinking that the previous one really was you. Now I don’t know whether you’re more fierce or less fierce than I thought. Gawd, my life’s in a mess!
Steve
I’ll settle this Steve. Here’s the real Tyler Morris.

SteveShaw:
Tyler Morris:No, man, Martin Milner is Wooster and I am House…we just bear a striking similarity to each other
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besides, I got tired of Holmes…House is the next best thing! Grumpy, drug addicted, brilliant…he’s got all the right qualities in my book!
And here I was thinking that the previous one really was you. Now I don’t know whether you’re more fierce or less fierce than I thought. Gawd, my life’s in a mess!
Steve
I’ll settle this Steve. Here’s the real Tyler Morris.
Damn straight!
I bet he gave Emma Peel a good few knicker-twistings in his time… ![]()
Steve
I bet he gave Emma Peel a good few knicker-twistings in his time…
Steve
Why is it that nobody remembers his other partners???
Of course that’s a stupid question. So, did Steed and Emma…???
I once read a hilarious interview with some Hollywood wannabe producer twink, who was going on about how “Ask Jeeves” was a great property, with a great character. One he wanted to licence for a film project.
He went on and on about how great the “jeeves” character was–kinda quirky, kinda square–until it became blindingly obvious that he was totally unaware that the character "Jeeves " was the star of an entire series of novels.
Mercifully, his project never got off the ground.