[u]Hair Soy Sauce: A Revolting Alternative to the Conventional[/u]
When asking how the amino acid syrup (or powder) was generated, the manufacturer replied that the powder was generated from human hair. Because the human hair was gathered from salon, barbershop and hospitals around the country, it was unhygienic and mixed with …
Soylent brown? Certainly enough to make your hair curl, eh? 
djm
Soylent brown is people!! It’s PEEEEOOPLE!!!
(Sorry.)
Dale
Okay, just for the sake of pursuing the process (my qualms aside): collecting hair from hospitals, barbershops and salons I understand, and cleaning the stuff goes without saying, but HOW IN THE HECK do you get condoms, needles and rubbish in hair??? All right, all right, so the industry’s basically founded on dumpster diving. Charming. Better Mu Shu Pork thru chemistry.
Recycling has reached a new level. If I could invent a use for dalmation hair I’d be rich in a day.
The process would be the same. Dalmation hair would be just as easy as any other to extract protein from. I’m not sure how well soy sauce with spots would go over but …
djm
Soylent Brown may be people, but its name suggests its… well… uh… maybe it’s better to just not go there after all.