o.t. things to do before the coronation....

Uilleann Pipes
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things to do before the coronation:

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  1. Get that abortion you’ve always wanted.

  2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

  3. Cash your Social Security check.

  4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

  5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

  6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

  7. Get that gas mask you’ve been putting off buying.

  8. Hoard gasoline.

  9. Borrow books from library before they’re banned - constitutional
    law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

  10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix -do it
    now.

  11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

  12. Jam in all the Alzheimer’s stem cell research you can.

  13. Stay out late before the curfews start.

  14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his “accident”.

  15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

  16. Use the phrase - “you can’t do that - this is America”.

  17. If you’re white - marry a black person, if you’re black -marry a
    white person.

  18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
    base-jumper.

  19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

  20. Start your school day without a prayer.

  21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

  22. Learn French.

  23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

  24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

  25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

  26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

  27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

  28. Visit Alaska before “The Big Spill”.

  29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State

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  1. Adjust your tin-foil beanie, making sure it fits correctly.

  2. Stay on the lookout for the black helicopters.

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:confused: Must be an American thing. Care to enlighten me what you’re going on about?

thx,

djm

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Apparently America is now sufficiently grown-up that it considers itself entitled to moan about the good ol’ days.

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Yes, we have now graduated to wearing ‘big boy’ undies… :smiley:

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I like to dress up in Big baby clothes… There’s a special shop in Manchester and I have a special lady who changes my nappy (diaper) when it’s full and stinky… Is this normal :confused: :wink:

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Oleo, ya bugger. I had just settled in for 4 years of denial and escapism and now you went and roused me out of it. think nice thoughts. think nice thoughts.

Cheers,
Aaron

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…EEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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Thats just what my “special Mommy” says when she changes me.
Do you know her Joseph? Do you have a “special Grown Ups Mommy” :astonished:

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I love my mommy…MY mommy…

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:laughing:

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Looks like somebody’s nappy is sagging, hmmmmmm?

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Who’s been watching Jerry Springer the Opera?

Oh, that’s another thing to do before the coronation.

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Nah, the white trash pablum will become mandatory T.V. viewing. Keep’m titalated so the don’t have time to think. 24-7 of reality T.V., Cops and Judge Larry/Judy/Joe/Mathis. If you want to go cerebral P.B.S. will now be showing "One Nation Under God or Get the Hell Out " on tonight’s episode of Master Race Theater.

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Goo goo Gaa Gaa :smiley:

I want it now … Oh pweeze mummy!

Shit I’ve really gone OT with this OT. How the F**K did We (I) end up here :astonished:
Please forgive me fellow forum users.
Bad Boy… Dirty Boy… GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

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Sorry, folks. All this drooling and gibbering isn’t going to put me off from learning pipering. I already anticipate going quietly mad.

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I believe there is an ongoing thread on the Whistle page for this sort of demonstration.:roll: I thought this forum was a bit above all of that. Stiff upper octave and all that… :laughing:

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well you know how these krazy kids are on this forum. always with the jokes. :laughing: