Wow, fancy too. It’s all “Ye Olde Starbutts”.
Are ye sure that this be a coffee shop?!?
–Ye Olde James
arrr, not sure…er, matey…
tis funny, though…methinks I have a new name fer Charbucks. 
Yeah, it does sound like a reputed house if ill repute.
Aah, the pirating folks… While stationed in Korea I used to buy Bamama Lepubric Sweatshirts, just for fun. There were also Ree jeans, and similar travesties. Not that we begrudged any of the locals trying to make a buck… After all, if people are willing to pay, then caveat emptor, even if we like to hold our own standard a teeny bit higher…
Gotta love Reuters and their way with words 
I bet they’re so angry they’re foaming at the mouth . . .
I wish they’d just latte go..no need to mocha big deal out of it…jeez
Ooo, Tyler, that last one left me caffeine up my guts. 
djm