I guess being a ninja is the newest fashion. 
I have been waiting for an excuse to got out in public dressed like a ninja without looking like an idiot.
Purple: Donatello.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtleneck.
Imagine stepping in a bank with that outfit on.
Work better as a unitard for triathlon, reduces air turbulence around the nose.
Weight-watcher approved.
New surgical wear. French, looks to be.
Long-sleeved version perfect for winter. Has built in ski mask.
Makes an interesting tan line after a day in the sun.
It’s to balance the bill-cap-and-sunglasses tan after all that time in the bass boat.
It could get popular when the swine-flu hits bad, as they say it will come winter. Fashionistas won’t need the surgical masks.
I wondered if plague and pestilence wasn’t the inspiration for this bit of Haute Couture.