Uh oh! Don’t you see a horrible face in that? It’s looking off to your left. Nose in the middle, two eyes, hideous open mouth . . . an omen?
Oooooo! Aaaahhhh! A fart in the cosmic bubble bath. 
djm
Ewwww!
Man, you need to go back to your old avatar! This new one lets you sneak up with things like that!
With the old one, we kind of anticipated it and averted our eyes in time.
Sheesh.
The one with the third eye?
Nope…
At least it’s not looking at us.
Tony
Gee, that kinda hurts. I’m afraid I don’t see the face you refer to. My shallow mind doesn’t perceive past the bubble bath.
djm
Sigh. We loved you then, and we love you now, so you shouldn’t feel hurt. Every family has one, you know . . . we’re all used to it.
I want you to know that you have ruined my plans for a little bubbly soak before bed.
Oh, no. Don’t say that! I didn’t realize your bubble-making endevour was such a sensitve topic for you. I think you should be allowed to make all the bubbles you like, however you like to make them, in the privacy of your own home. I don’t even want to guess what you get up to in the shower or sauna. 
djm