NGC 4565 is on edge. Can anyone recommend a good galactic counselor?
No doubt the Nibiruan Council could point you in the right direction.
I hadn’t come across these people before. Thank you SO much for that, Nano. My life is now complete.
I know sarcasm when I see it. But the fact remains that you are now less ignorant than you were before. And thanks to who? That’s right: me. You’ll remember me with gratitude someday when knowing that these people even exist saves your hide. In the meantime, you should bring up the Nibiruan Council at parties. You can be sure that the wide-eyed stares will mean they admire you.
No no. I’m _to_tally serious. I’ve been on to my landline phone provider already to make the necessary modifications, but they don’t seem to understand what I need them to do … 
See, that’s what happens when you’re surrounded by the Unascended. Or whatever they call it.