Never mindeth!
Site looks like a spoof to me.
Take a look at this story, for instance:
http://larknews.com/april_2005/secondary.php?page=2
The Rapture occurred March 31, 2005, at 9:43 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time and took both people on the planet whose theology was exactly correct. Dan Wilson of Ottawa, Canada, was snatched away while sleeping. “He spent years refining his eschatological scheme,” says his wife. “Just last week he told me he had it all right, but I still disagreed with him on a minor point. I regret that now.” Rejna Thanawalla of New Delhi, India, also experienced the Rapture, say friends. “She knew exactly what the books of Revelation and Daniel meant,” they say. “Sadly, none of us listened to her.” In a surprise, Tim LaHaye says he was “slightly wrong on the subject of the Beast,” and was left behind. Other prophecy experts say they, too, botched minor points in their end times charts. “Looks like we’ll have to stay and wait this out,” said one disappointed pastor.
Yeah..that’s news 
Dang. 
Somebody gave me the story and said, “pass it around.” Shouldn’t have!
Cripes. I didn’t get raptured? So, I’m going to have to do the vermin-crawl with all the other wretched souls left behind? (Party.)
p.s. I’m never minding.
I am, too.
Make your own rapture. 
Heh, hunh, he said “rapture”, heh, hunh…
It wasn’t the rapture it was a huge solar storm.
http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2005/s2437.htm
May 15, 2005 — Forecasters at the NOAA Space Environment Center in Boulder, Colo., observed a geomagnetic storm on Sunday, May 15, which they classified as an extreme event, measuring G-5—the highest level—on the NOAA Space Weather Scales. (Click image for larger view of the sun from the SOHO spacecraft of the intense solar activity taken May 15, 2005, at 7:50 a.m. EDT. Click here to view high resolution version, which is a large file. Click here to view latest images. Please credit “SOHO.”)
MarkB
ohhhhhhhhh…
cosmic… 
Missy
I hate neverminding something when I don’t know what it is I’m neverminding. But I’ll nevermind it anyway.
Welcome to Neverland. 
Make that "NeverMindLand!!
Tom
I hate it when people say what I was going to say before I say it. 
Oh, well…never mind. 
I’m suffering an enrapturement problem.
Alas.
It was just a news story about the Chick Bible tracts people buying the rights to Garfield, but apparently it wasn’t true.
And a very good thing it’s not true. Those tract people would have a hard time reconciling their dogma with the karmic inevitability that Garfield is going to be reincarnated as a spider.
They (the tracts) would have been fun to read, though.
So, Garfield’s karma would run over their dogma?