They captured the avalanche? What were the charges?
The avalanche, labelled as an alien combatant, is currently being held without charges at Guantanamo Bay. 
But isn’t that just a misdemenour? Falling down on the job?
djm
Everything has been settled.
It was quite a dust-up while it lasted, however.
That reminds me of a book I once read, written by Eileen Dover …
djm
High-sticking
Fighting
Shenanigans
Boy, I’ll say. Avalanches sure do cause problems.
I think I see a face in that.
Oh a Martian went yodelling
on a mountain so high…
Ye hard-hearted lot! Spare a thought for the poor martians!
Support the martian victims.
Send your money to me and i promise i’ll pass it on to the first martian i meet. 
