My Twisted Christmas Card (you've been warned!)

My apologies to those who may toss their cookies after seeing this, but you can’t say I didn’t warn you! :stuck_out_tongue:

EWWWWW!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I grew up in a small midwestern town. It’s quite possible I’ve seen the guy in the picture. Or maybe his unclebrother…

I think he played an Orc in LOTR.

Shane claims missing those teeth improves his singing. Maybe, but his stage banter is unintelligable (accent + booze + no teeth = what?)

Is that a Hockey player?

This is the card my extremely talented best friend from Utah sent me (she did everything herself).

Dad!