My Mate Dave

Poststructural Pub
1

My mate Dave says you can make a flute from a giant size Toblerone box.
(an empty one.)
I say he’s a bloody liar and he will burn in hell for telling filthy rotten lies!
Is he having a laugh or is it true?

He did make one from a smarties tube but it sounded crap and everyone laughed at him at the session he took it to.
I did warn him but Dave just dosen’t listen!

2

I don’t know, but send me one and i’ll try it and let you know. I’ll even properly dispose of the contents for you.

3

I don’t see why you couldn’t I mean it would probably sound like crap.

4

May look like crap! But taste like chocolate :smiley:

MarkB

5

I made one from a drinking straw. It sounded pretty bad.

6

Anyone who has a Cyberman for a mate should be taken very seriously.

Tell Dave he’s right, but if he drills tone-holes expecting to play a recognisable western scale, then he’s having a larf all right.

7

He’s now saying it wasn’t really a Toblerone flute. He now says it was just the same shape.
Should I blast his sorry ass with my Cyber Death ray or should I not? :confused:
He was a Cyberman once but didn’t take to the lifestyle… He liked gold Jewellry too much!

8

My father worked in an advertising agency that also had a large printing facility with specialty production services.

For a promotion, they created a printed penny whistle, complete with toneholes, made on their machines from cardstock (tens of thousands of them, actually). They were square and a little larger than a typical ball point pen. That was about 40 years ago. I would love to get my hands on one of those again, but they’re long gone.

Best wishes,
Jerry

9

Wow :astonished: love to see one of them

10

Now that would be the ultimate cheap whistle.